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BOMquilts Memes

BOMquilts meme: One of my daily goals is Joy & thread brings me so much Joy! It is my daily jam, my daily quilt therapy & my daily love!
BOMquilts meme: I love it when my quilting is sew magical! Alchemy combines chemistry & philosophy which makes me feel smarter than I am! All combined it makes me a quilting wizard!

BOMquilts meme: I do not mind if you want to come over! As long as you understand that I will be quilting the whole time you are here!
BOMquilts meme: I can-knot tell a lie! If quilting has you tied up in knots, then maybe it isn't for you!

BOMquilts meme: Happy Cinco de Mayo! Or in other words, Happy Sinko de Mayo!
BOMquilts meme: Fabric regret is real! I suffer from it on a daily basis!

BOMquilts meme: It is always the same answer to every question that is asked of me!
BOMquilts meme: I appreciate it when my quilty items are loved by those who I gift them to!

BOMquilts meme: What is an old woman to do?! When it is on sale you buy it, whether you need it or not!
BOMquilts meme: There are needles, pins & a ruler (or two) that help make up a quilt! But the essentials are more important than those items! Those essentials are Love, Fabric & Time!

BOMquilts meme: I really love a play on sewing and/or quilting words! This one takes the cake & blows out the candles all at the same time!
BOMquilts meme: Have you ever felt the need to go to the quilt shop, even though you don't have a real reason to go?! Happens to me quite frequently—like every weekend!

BOMquilts meme: I just realized something & it makes me so excited! My stash report is my personal record & I don't share it with very many people!
BOMquilts meme: I do not like using up my stash telling sewing jokes! Then again, I cannot help myself, as they just roll off of my tongue!

BOMquilts meme: It is time to celebrate! I am so excited! A new quilt is a BIG DEAL! It makes my hair stand on end, like people bumps on a goose!
BOMquilts meme: It makes me so sad & so mad! There is grocery shopping, house cleaning & tending to the garden! Everything that keeps me from my quilt studio!

BOMquilts meme: It's pie & pi day! It blows me away, that it can be both ways! I think that I'll make a chess pie & fill it with 3.14 oz. of cherry pie filling!
BOMquilts meme: I have always thought that my sewing was a hobby! It ranks right up there with foraging for food, water purification & building a shelter!

BOMquilts meme: It is Fat Tuesday! It is so exciting when Fat Tuesday & Taco Tuesday land on the same day!
BOMquilts meme: Math was never one of my strong suits! So I like the way this teacher tells you how to solve your quilt math problems!

BOMquilts meme: It is World Compliment Day! Don't judge me today of all days! Especially when I cannot attend the meeting, because I don't have my hair done & I have a quilt to iron!
BOMquilts meme: No matter what galaxy you are in, regardless of your cinnamon bun hairdo, sew boldly to make an out-of-this-world quilt!

BOMquilts meme: There are some days, Alice, that quilting keeps me from flying you to the moon!
BOMquilts meme: My husband seems to put his foot in his mouth every time he turns around! This time he overstepped his tongue!

BOMquilts meme: I have a pretty crazy family! I finally realized that they remind me of my crazy quilts! I sew one piece together & it looks like my uncle Festus! Another looks like my aunt Darnell! Sew them both together & you get some serious family drama!
BOMquilts meme: Who cares if it is Super Bowl Sunday? I would rather enjoy my day quilting! Then searching for a new toilet for my quilt studio! One that cleans itself, so I don't have to clean it, ever again!

BOMquilts meme: Remember when we used to use duct tape to fix everything? Quilters now use safety pins to fix everything!
BOMquilts meme: If I teach my granddaughter how to sew & start her with her first fabric stash...then I'm starting her on the road to quilting success in her later years!

BOMquilts meme: There is no better feeling, than when you find out that the end of the bolt, is the perfect size of the fabric that you need to finish your quilt! Makes me want to do a somersault, jump for joy & pretend that I'm an Olympic champion!
BOMquilts meme: It always happens to me & it's frustrating every single time! I even have an extra bobbin ready because I know that it's going to happen, but it still gets my goat, every single time!

BOMquilts meme: I get praise for my fantastic cooking skills! So much praise that even my smoke alarm cheers me on!
BOMquilts meme: These are the REAL TOOLS of a quilter! Not needles, thread & fabric! The tools you might find in your husband's toolbox!

BOMquilts meme: If Harry Potter says so, then you had better listen to him, or risk a spell put on you! A quilt is a quilt & a blanket is a blanket! The two are NOT the same thing!
BOMquilts meme: My Quilting Math formula makes perfect sense to me! I don't see why my husband doesn't understand the logic in it?!

BOMquilts meme: I would love it if my sewing machine had enough room for bobbins that size!
BOMquilts meme: When your sewing machine knows that you're in a hurry, that's when it jams up and/or you run out of bobbin thread! So don't even whisper to it, when you are trying to get something done quickly!

BOMquilts meme: It's nobody's business, whether I want your company, or their or not! I'm not only antiSEWcial! I'm also A-SEWcial!
BOMquilts meme: Just because I cooked in my quilt studio, it doesn't mean that I didn't cook! A quilt sandwich is just as good as a ham & cheese sandwich! They just fill different roles!

BOMquilts meme: I am waiting for my husband to go to work! I have a treasure trove of quilt fabric, in the trunk of our car, that needs to be unloaded! Shhh! Don't tell him! It's our little secret!
BOMquilts meme: I cannot help myself! It doesn't matter whether I make the kids a ham sammie, a grilled cheese sandwich and/or a PBJ! I always want to cut them into quilt related parts!

BOMquilts meme: Can you hear me now?! I want to be sure that all of those who are still hungover, after celebrating the New Year, can still hear me!
BOMquilts meme: Just because you have another birthday it doesn't mean that you're over the hill! It's all about your photos! And whether or not your headshot includes your head & your girls!

BOMquilts meme: There is no such thing as a Quick Easy Quilt! It takes loads of fabrics, tons of time & lots of ripping! Not to mention the swearing from ripping out the stitches all for $50?! HaHa!
BOMquilts meme: Will be taking a short vacation next week & my suitcase is already full! Not taking many clothes, because who needs them when you are going to the coast & down to the Texas valley?!

BOMquilts meme: I am getting so absentminded lately! I pick up one thing, put it down & then cannot find it anywhere! I am going to start wearing everything on a necklace, so I don't lose it anymore!
BOMquilts meme: My husband thinks that he is so funny! He does not have a single funny bone in his body! Especially when I am shopping in the quilt shop!

BOMquilts meme: Is it allergy season? Flu season? Seems only the weirdos come out at night & spread their germs all over the place!
BOMquilts meme: There is no use growing up or growing any older! There is nothing to live for, if my sewing machine needle breaks! I have nothing to live for, whoa is me!

BOMquilts meme: Someone needs to eat these cookies lickedy-split! I need this tin so I can use it for my 14th sewing kit! Otherwise, I'll send it to my SIL for her to fill it with Nuts & Bolts (aka Chex Mix Party Mix)!
BOMquilts meme: Who is the one who got me started quilting? Who is the one who said that it would be fun? I ought to kick some booty, if I wasn't having so much fun quilting!

BOMquilts meme: Oh, the pleasure! There is nothing like it in the world! It makes me giddy when it happens & I pat myself on the back!
BOMquilts meme: How is it possible that your grandson would have a blankie that someone got you from a store? Why would you possibly use it?!

BOMquilts meme: Quilters know the odds, when it comes to playing cards & making quilts! DO NOT bet against a house made of quilts! You will lose every time!
BOMquilts meme: I cannot deny that I get that same feeling, but it starts before I get to the quilt shop, it starts when I think about going to the quilt shop! My self-control is out of control just thinking about going to a quilt shop!

BOMquilts meme: Mercedes? Beemer? Lexus? Bently? Nah! These are not the most expensive vehicles to operate! It is that darned shopping cart at the quilt shop! The one that goes down every aisle & finds those bolts of fabric that jump into your cart. The ones that you don't remember buying, but you find a place to stash them, even though you may not need them this year!
BOMquilts meme: I am married to a lifelong Boy Scout & their motto is "Be Prepared!" Good thing I went to the quilt shop prepared to buy that one spool of thread!

BOMquilts meme: Those voices! I cannot stop them from invading my brain! Sometimes when they do, they have the best ideas & I cannot tell anyone where I got them!
BOMquilts meme: Ever wonder why it is said that babies take after their mothers? It is because they make the same faces, from infants to adulthood, no matter the reasons behind them!

BOMquilts meme: I probably should not advertise this but it is a no-brainer! Offer me free quilt supplies & I will go anywhere with you!
BOMquilts meme: Sometimes it is the easiest things that are necessary to give yourself time to quilt! You could feed him a fish but that takes time away from your sewing machine. Best to teach him how to fish & send him on his way!

BOMquilts meme: When the cats take over it is time to make an executive decision: Move them out or move myself to another location? The decision is clear to me! Cats belong outside chasing mice & other varmints!
BOMquilts meme: If you are born in August you are most likely a Virgo. Or if you were born in July you are most likely a Leo. But did you know that you can choose another star sign & it could be the favorite one that you sew together?!

BOMquilts meme: I know what it is like to cut negative Nancy's out of your life. Sometimes it is necessary for your piece of mind. Just be mindful of which pair of scissors that you use, or you could find yourself in more trouble than you bargained for!
BOMquilts meme: When cutting anything you always measure it twice! Then if it is the correct measurement you can cut it. But what if it is wrong after you cut it? Who cares?! You will make it work, one way or the other!

BOMquilts meme: Remember these words & practice them now: STOP THE CAR! You are going to need them when you see this highway billboard sign!
BOMquilts meme: I must be truly demented to have been quilting for as long as I have been! Not to mention that I am still able to laugh at my mistakes & laugh at myself when I am being goofy!

BOMquilts meme: I will do almost anything to get out of doing real exercise!
BOMquilts meme: Just because I confess to having a lot of fabrics, doesn't mean that it is going to stop me from buying more! Ooohhh, look at the fabric in the window!

BOMquilts meme: SO what?! I might have made a mistake! But that house was gorgeous & I thought that it was for sale! Who would not want to buy a house that was filled to the brim with fabric?!!
BOMquilts meme: Who ever said that there are sewing rules? I don't believe that there should be any sewing rules! I don't follow anyone else's advice when it comes to sewing! I make them up as I sew along!

BOMquilts meme: I will quilt almost anywhere! But I draw the line at quilting with critters, varmints & rodents!
BOMquilts meme: Basting quilts sure has changed since I started quilting! It has the potential of not being as boring as it used to be!

BOMquilts meme: You may think that a scary book, horror movie and/or true crime story bring out the worst fear in you! But that's until you face Quilt Fear!
BOMquilts meme: It's hard to teach our kids the truth about sewing! Especially when they make the same &$)%@# mistakes that we struggle with every time we sew!

BOMquilts meme: There is a reason why we have dogs in our house & not kitty cats! I am trying to lose weight & I certainly do NOT need a cat like this to help me like this one does!
BOMquilts meme: Maybe I should consult my sewing machine before I have my coffee in the mornings? Instead of having it burst my bubble afterwards!

BOMquilts meme: Whew! It is a good thing that I dodged the ball on that one!
BOMquilts meme: A quilt sandwich sure isn't what it used to be!!

BOMquilts meme: Who can say no to an offer like that?!!
BOMquilts meme: I have been known as a Hot Mess before! But my Quilt Studio has Never been a Mess! It is Full of...Ideas! I bet that is what you call yours, too, isn't it?!

BOMquilts meme: I'm not usually so violent or get aggravated so easily. But surely I'm not the only one who has a problem with everyone getting into my business?!
BOMquilts meme: There is nothing "finer" than hanging by a thread while sewing!

BOMquilts meme: You don't even have to shave your pits! Quilting is the best hobby to have with or without your hair!
BOMquilts meme: A schedule is important to get things finished! But schedules are meant to be broken! HaHa!

BOMquilts meme: Practice makes perfect, right?! Argh! I think that I am the winner then!
BOMquilts meme: Sometimes it is hard to tell, the difference between the fabric scraps & the dog hair underneath our dining room table!

BOMquilts meme: I get so tired of people trying to equate quilting with sewing!
BOMquilts meme: Quilting is expensive! We have to do everything we can to "cut" the "corners"!

BOMquilts meme: Perfection is not in my vocabulary! Being happy suites me much better & it makes my family members like me better!
BOMquilts meme: There are paper scissors! Then there are fabric scissors! Keep it straight or prepare for the consequences!

BOMquilts meme: Most of the time I amaze myself! I can quilt while drinking a glass or two of wine! Then there's those other times...which we will not talk about!
Hrrmmm. When the pastor says, "with you may the Lord always be!" Really talking about the seam allowance used while quilting he is! Yrsssss!

BOMquilts meme: Very special to me today is! To quilt with me I liken it to a reunion with all my superstar friends who like! Yrsssss!
I am paranoid about Waldo! He is out to get me every time I drop a needle! Forget about the Floor being Lava! It is Waldo that haunts my dreams!

Cooking is now a lost art for me! Quilting has become my new art! My family's not happy with my choice of arts! Do I care? Hahahaha!
The Stare is something that takes time to perfect! But when you get it, then you got it & you will use it all of the time!

BOMquilts meme: Quilting is fulFILLing! FILLing up every spare spot in the house! If you come over don't look under the sofa, or in the closet over the stairs & I would recommend staying far away from the bathroom by the den!
BOMquilts meme: Regardless of whether your meal is fit for a queen or a toddler, it is what it is & you can get over it! I have been too busy petting my quilt stash to cook a well-balanced meal!

BOMquilts meme: I am in a mood & am hiding in my quilt studio! Thankfully, it is a mess! That is where I do my best work (I'm not a hoarder, though !)!
BOMquilts meme: Don't confuse a Sewciopath with a Sociopath! They might look the same, but they certainly don't act the same!

I kinda like it when Fabracadabra hits me! It's like Christmas at any time of the year! As long as nobody finds my new stash before I can hide it?!
BOMquilts meme: I can make up words if it fits with what I am doing! Proquiltinating is my word of choice these days! If you don't know what it means, then you have not been quilting long enough!

BOMquilts meme: Quilters tend to be messy when they are working on something. Unfortunately, they are always working on something & some people snub their noses at a quilter's mess. If you can't stand the mess then go fly a kite!
BOMquilts meme: Money cannot buy happiness! But it sure does help buy the things that can help you be happy!

BOMquilts meme: Why compete when we are all crazy quilters at the same time?!
It is always great to be Gnome for something! Especially when it becomes your Super Power!

BOMquilts meme: I do NOT Share! What is mine is mine! Don't even look at 'em!
BOMquilts meme: I thought my husband married me because I was so romantic?! Little did he know that romance means something different to me!

BOMquilts meme: A hobby is (according to a dictionary) "an activity done regularly in one's leisure time for pleasure." I do not quilt because it is my hobby! I quilt to get away from the crazies!
BOMquilts meme: Is it just me or is real life turning into a catastrophe?! It is really cutting into my quilting time & that just bums me out to no end!

BOMquilts meme: I always get on my high horse when I finish a quilt! Then when I realize that I have over 500 left to finish I realize that my horse was only in my imagination!
BOMquilts meme: Who me? Is that who you are looking at? I pay attention to details! Just not necessarily my bank details!

BOMquilts meme: "To the moon, Honey, to the moon!"
BOMquilts meme: There's nothing like being a Granny in a Gangsta Quilt Guild!

I finally used up all of my soap stash! It was not easy to do cause I kept buying more!
Can you imagine how many quilts I could make if I were to go to jail?! Do you think that the judge would allow me to bring my sewing machine into my jail cell?!

i do not know how i get myself into these messes?! i am a hot mess!
BOMquilts meme: If I am idle for a minute or two, I often wonder about various things, like these nagging questions that pop up in my head!

BOMquilts meme: Who would have ever thought, that a muffler could have possibly, wore me out so much?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Reserved Parking: Scissors! Tires! Enough said!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Thank goodness that I'm nowhere near the Swiss Alps! Otherwise I might end up with broken bones, a sprained ankle or two & probably a concussion upon the completion of a single quilt!
Nothing like some punny funnies after the gut busting holidays!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Quilt tags are so important! Just be careful of what words you use on one!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I plead the 5th! I invoke my rights to an attorney & won't say another word without one! (That was a really great quilt shop, though!)

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Be forewarned that there are more fabrics than quilts in our house! Not the way it was meant to be just the way it is!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There are varying degrees of shame! I choose to put mine to better use than on quilting supplies!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Quilting involves a whole lot more than thread, needles & fabric! In fact, those are the last things that a beginning quilter, needs to worry about!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I find myself falling asleep at all times of the day! But I don't ever fall asleep at night when I'm quilting! Could be that I have a problem?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Self-explanatory!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: You gotta respect the parking rules! Otherwise you might end up with warts!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I am terribly afraid of scorpions! We have them all summer long! I kill every one that I see & even some that I think I see!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I knew that there was a reason for all of my quilt-related purchases! I will be around forever! Much to the chagrin of my kids!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: The story goes: When you go to church you should always lock your car doors. Otherwise you might find your front seat filled with zucchini!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: My stash is protected under lock & key! Just like a stamp collector protects their stamps! So leave both of us alone!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Exercising? I get my exercise in by lifting the pedal to the metal on my presser foot!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There is nothing better than a homemade quilt! Regardless of how much they cost!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's the month for the Dark Side! Want to join me?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Dogs have great blood pressure! They know exactly how to handle stress!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Nothing aggravates me more, than someone looking over my shoulder, while I'm sewing something for them!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Not posting this to offend anyone! At least not unless you can identify with the same?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's a Pinterest life for me! That surely means I am all grown up?! Time for big girl panties?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Warning! I like to have fun & this is one of the ways I can have fun! I do not need your opinion on this subject!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Sometimes I have trouble waking up to go for work! But I never have trouble waking up to sew my quilts together! Am I the only one who has the same troubles?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Art Supplies? Umm...Sure! That's what I call my fabric shopping & stash! At least it is when I'm talking to my husband!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There are times when you're Scrappy & you want the world to know it!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I love it when my local quilt shop is willing to fib a little to keep me from getting in the doghouse!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: If ever in doubt follow me to the quilt shop. The fabrics DO talk to you! Especially if you have spare change to buy them!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Witches aren't just for Halloween!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I don't work outside of the house. I don't really work inside of the house, either. So I'll be sitting on your street corner with my sandwich sign begging for donations of thread!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I have tried to be nice about this but it has gone too far! From now on there will be punishments the next time anyone violates any of these rules!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's Sunday! The perfect day for my prayers! I pray for this on a daily basis!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: What? Did you say something to me? I couldn't hear you! My brain was too busy designing my next quilt!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's a well-known rumor that quilters pet their fabrics. But I'm not confessing to anything!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirrel!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: In a world where average is the norm...I'm not average by any means! Just ask those who personally know me!

I believe! I don't have a doubt about it! God is in charge of my life! If I keep telling my family this then they are going to have to start believing it, too!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Sewing makes you thin?! Sign me up for that program!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: When I say it's for everyone's safety I mean it! I cannot be held responsible if you don't follow my guidance!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I know that I'll eventually get all of my quilts made. However I'm not so sure about living so long?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: The experts always say that you should trade up! I think I did just that!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Better get them Scraps Under Control! 'Cause the Power they're Supplying it's Electrifying!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Fun is overrated! So is shaving your legs & armpits!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Poor Kermit! He forgot the first rule of mine & got in my crosshairs! If you don't show up at my house with fabric, then you might end up like he did!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I love the quilt blocks that remind me of how many friends I have who are on the same block as I am! Does that make all of us crazy for each other?!
Our children are learning what adulting is like. I'm a great example for them!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: You know that you order a lot of quilt fabric, when your Amazon delivery person, knows where to hide your stash!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I love the 20/20 Rule of Quilting! Mostly because I want all of my quilts to look perfect (even if they aren't)!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: My parrot does the talking for the both of us & he's usually on point!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: On one hand it's a miracle! On the other it's time to go to the quilt shop!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: This surely isn't me! Is it you?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Aren't the cutting instructions for most quilt blocks and/or quilts are just suggestions?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I don't see anything wrong with calling our house a box!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: This is why I fill my bobbins prior to sewing my quilt blocks!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Ever try to get the full amount that you've put into a quilt? Rarely happens! Only thing I get is women crying cause they can't afford my quilts!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I can only make so many quilts in a day! Right now I'm set to expire when I'm 140-years-old!

When I think of "Spring Cleaning" I believe it shouldn't include my quilt studio!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I get so aggravated with myself when I do stupid things like this!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Not an April Fool's Day Joke! A quilt is NOT a blanket! I will go to drastic measures if you call it that again!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I always try to look forward to the future! I just have to learn to look in front of me!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's always gotta be a punny one around every corner!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I don't need to get organized! My quilt studio is just overflowing! I'm holding out for a quilt barn next!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I thought I would show you a side of me that you've probably never heard of before!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: A turkey baster has many uses! I've heard that it's been used to make a baby before! However, I'm way past my prime for that, thank goodness!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm pretty serious about my fabric stash & there will be serious consequences if anyone messes with it!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Ever try to get the full amount that you've put into a quilt? Rarely happens! Only thing I get is women crying cause they can't afford my quilts!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Who cares about a margarita? I go by my own special clock to tell me what time it is!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It takes all kinds to be a quilter! I'm just special enough to be a certain kinda one!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Does your husband fuss over the hours you spend quilting vs. the hours you spend being a housewife? I've got the perfect solution to satisfy him!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Never forget that quilting is a form of quilt therapy!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: My wallet has nothing but moths flying out of it after being in a quilt shop!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Watch yourself! I keep my rusty scissors very sharp & always only an arm's length away!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Ooh, Ooh, Ahh! Ahh! Channeling Meg Ryan while shopping for quilt fabrics!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: All I have to do is to put on my cape, go into the quilt shop & I become a hero!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I was so scared that I almost wet my plants!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm not antisocial! I'm asocial! Look them up if you don't know the difference!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Fabric limits? Who in their right mind sets fabric limits (except my husband)?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: When in doubt always defer to a dictionary!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I've got a full set of luggage & it's filled to the brim! It's called Quilt Therapy!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I guess I take after my beloved gramma?! Except I'm considered Super Cool in today's terms!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's the same as being a stowaway on a cruise ship! You know there's one there but you can't find him/her!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I guess I can figure out why I can't lose any weight now!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: My heart's in every quilt I make! Sew is my flesh & blood (from cutting myself, sewing my fingers to the fabrics, etc.)!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's New Year's Eve! The perfect opportunity for a date! As long as my date follows my rules everyone will be happy (especially me)!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: It just depends on what kind of chocolate we're talking about!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Don't you dare compare snowflakes to flakes! Not unless they're one & the same!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: No Shame & No need to say More!
My seam ripper & I have become best friends! Not because I need another best friend! But I might as well make peace while I still can!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I can measure something without a tape measure or ruler! I love living on the edge!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I am one with my fabric! We are joined at the hip! I don't want anything to come between us!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I like my quilt studio to be like a museum! Is there anything wrong with that?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's hard to be a quilter these days! Especially when it comes to finishing what you start, like you were taught to do, when you were a little kid! Sigh!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There are television shows for hoarders. I don't think I qualify! But don't ask my husband what he thinks?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: If the wings fit then wear them!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's a little devil, that lives in every quilter, who will protect her scissors like nothing other!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's really close to Halloween & those Alien's hovered right over my house! At least that's the story I told my husband!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Do you blame me for finding happiness in my quilt fabrics?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: The only way to preserve my quilts is to not use them! I can't allow anyone to use them even if you're cold! Get over it & get on with your life!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I like to make up words that fit in my own little world! This one seems to be the one that comes up most often!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I get ashamed of myself, when I accidentally go in the men's room, instead of the lady's room! But why should I get ashamed of having too much fabric?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There is literally a piece of me in every pieced quilt I make!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Who was it that said that cleanliness was next to Godliness? They obviously weren't a quilter!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: The baby's just fine! She can drink water! Or goat's milk! Or oat milk!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: You're taking your life in your own hands if you sit in that chair! Or on the sofa! Same goes if you want to sit anywhere else in the house!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's some serious quilt therapy in every crazy quilt I make! And they all remind me of someone that I'm related to!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Do you know how desperate I can get when I'm waiting for fabric to arrive?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I can sew a 1/4" seam allowance in my sleep! I can also measure just about anything within a 1/4"!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Jams are for sleeping in! But you have to wear a special uniform to quilt in! This one's mine!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: A mile of thread's like four spools! That's a lotta thread & it should count for something!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Forget your therapist! Forget the antidepressants! All you need is the perfect yard (or more) of fabric!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: If I've said it once I've said it 1000 times: My fabric stash is off limits!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm as dangerous in my quilt studio as I am when I'm in public! As long as the right candidate has elected!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's nothing finer than this quilter's life for me! Clothes are optional!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: You aren't supposed to have a favorite child! Is it any different, if you have to choose between quilting & lots of chocolate?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: What can I say? If the shoe fits...?!!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's lots of job openings everywhere! I've got one & nobody's applied for it yet! What gives?! I don't pay minimum wage but I'll give you fabric instead!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Under the bed? Full! All the closets in the house? Full! Quilt Studio? Full! Barn? Full! Suggestions?
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Works for me & in that order! What about you?

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'd rather "Stitch in the Ditch" than "Dig a Ditch" any Day of the Week!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Nobody told me that they had surveillance tapes at JoAnn! If I'd have known that, I would've worn a ball cap & gone incognito!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Quilting's Sew Easy! It's Sew Fun! It's Sew Everything!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Give me a little bit of fabric, some scissors & needles. Then you can call me anything you want! Just don't call on me to cook!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Remember when our kids were little & we put them in the "Time Out" chair? That's what I need! Except my "Time Out" is a trip to the fabric store!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: These shoes are made for walking & that's just what they'll do! And they'll always point me to a quilt fabric shop! I don't find anything wrong with that!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Who makes the decision about what exercises count for something? Or what exercises don't count for something? I say that quilting & shopping are the best forms of exercises there are!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I have nightmares & daymares over this!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Is there even a question about this?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Fool! Dipstick! Nutcase! Doesn't matter what you call them! They're all the same name! Fabric isn't just fabric & every quilter knows that!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm blessed with a lot of things! Especially if they take a load off of me so I can quilt!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm already disabled but I'm not retired! Which is why I should be buying more & more fabrics!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Do you have the same kinda musical friends that I do?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Some days I like my dog more than I like people! She keeps me sane & so does Quilting!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's a Commandment against murder & I always try to follow the 10 Commandments! Which is why I Quilt!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Clip your dog ears or clip your corners. Doesn't matter what you call them! But don't worry about your pooch! It's ears are just the same as they were yesterday!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Adult problems? What Adult Problems?! Pet me cause I'm pretty! Pet all of the kitty cats & all of the fabric!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's one certain place that's where I do my best thinking! It's not in my quilt studio, it's not in the living room & it's certainly not in the kitchen!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Hoarding? Think again! Farming isn't what it used to be! Why waste a big ole' barn when I can fill it up with quilt fabric?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: All I need is a needle & I become a vicious quilter!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Trucker's aren't the only ones who are capable of doing this!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Rain or Shine! Sleet or Hail! None of those matter in quilting. It's all about Whining or Wine!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: This meme needs no words! Not unless someone doesn't get it?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Who cares about #2-19? I sure don't! Not as long as someone else is cooking in the kitchen!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: A quilter's eye is an amazing thing! We know measurements, especially at the quilt shop, without using rulers!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Hoarding is now considered a mental health disease. I don't have that one (though I might have a few others). I don't have a problem with shopping except when I have to hide my stash!

When Elmer Fudd goes into a quilt shop he's very, very quiet...which is how quilters are, too!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Ya'll know what the word "assume" stands for don't you? Don't make the same mistake again!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Don't listen to those who don't understand the power of a new quilt! They're just nosy busy bodies!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Even art museums have trouble keeping track of all of their curated junk...errr...art collections!

BOMquilts.com's meme: To Quilt = Human = Happy Camper! That's what floats our boats & brings a smile to our hearts!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Tidy's another word for cleaning & we all know that's a cuss word when it comes to our quilt studios! Only problem with locking them up is that we have to remember where we hid the key!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Time to fess up! A quilt tag's one of the most important things you can sew onto a quilt. What you put on it is up to your own discretion. But are you honest about it?!
BOMquilts.com's meme: When I can't talk to my sewing machine I talk to the dogs. They haven't always ended well, either!

BOMquilts.com's meme: There are expert opinions everywhere you look (to say the least)! But there's only one expert opinion that I talk to when I'm quilting!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Ever had one (or more) of "those" kinda days? Yeah...it happens more often than not...at least it does for me!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Organization? What's that? Or what's the opposite of that? That's me! I'm the opposite of organization & I like it that way! What about you?
BOMquilts.com's meme: ONE (1) Stitch! Can't we move on & focus on something else?! Something that I did correctly?!

BOMquilts.com's meme: I say, "Hooray! for two separate hobbies! This is the Life for Me!
BOMquilts.com's meme: My cooking skills are improving day by day! Yours can too if you follow my lead!

BOMquilts.com's meme: I amaze myself all the time! Especially when I know, that I've got a pair of scissors for everything & anything I want them for. But can I find them when I need them?!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Those little voices in my head should not be denied! They are the reason I'm so good at what I do!

BOMquilts.com's meme: No need to panic! No worries around here! Calm is the name of the game when you are quilting! Just get your seam ripper & don't cry about it!
BOMquilts.com's meme: I've called it my cache, my stockpile & my inventory. I tried calling it my provisions, my collection & my treasures. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies who ask that question!

BOMquilts.com's meme: I've always wanted to be a hero! Never thought I would be one. Now I know that I have been one for years & years! So have you & you!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Are ya'll listening to me? Don't you agree with me?!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Math is for nerds! Forget about trying to do the math in your head! A bolt is always better than anything less!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Do you think of your sewing machine as a power tool, too? Makes it easier to justify all the time spent sewing quilts together!

BOMquilts.com's meme: It wouldn't take all that much fabric, to make me the ruler, of the whole wide world!
I'll admit that I have a fabric stash. But I won't admit how much fabric I have that's in that stash!

BOMquilts meme: These are the tools needed for quilting! Not needles, pins & a seam ripper! You need pliers, a pair of scissors & a screwdriver!
BOMquilts.com's meme: It used to be said that quilting was less expensive than therapy. That is no longer the case! If you want to save your money now then don't get involved in quilting!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Whew! My Yoga Pants get quite a Workout!
BOMquilts.com's meme: The Godfather has no place in quilting! We have our own gang & they are all quilters!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Never underestimate the power of an open door! Especially if it's a quilt shop door!

BOMquilts meme: What is an old woman to do?! When it is on sale you buy it, whether you need it or not!
BOMquilts meme: There are needles, pins & a ruler (or two) that help make up a quilt! But the essentials are more important than those items! Those essentials are Love, Fabric & Time!

BOMquilts meme: I really love a play on sewing and/or quilting words! This one takes the cake & blows out the candles all at the same time!
BOMquilts meme: Have you ever felt the need to go to the quilt shop, even though you don't have a real reason to go?! Happens to me quite frequently—like every weekend!

BOMquilts meme: I just realized something & it makes me so excited! My stash report is my personal record & I don't share it with very many people!
BOMquilts meme: I do not like using up my stash telling sewing jokes! Then again, I cannot help myself, as they just roll off of my tongue!

BOMquilts meme: It is time to celebrate! I am so excited! A new quilt is a BIG DEAL! It makes my hair stand on end, like people bumps on a goose!
BOMquilts meme: It makes me so sad & so mad! There is grocery shopping, house cleaning & tending to the garden! Everything that keeps me from my quilt studio!

BOMquilts meme: It's pie & pi day! It blows me away, that it can be both ways! I think that I'll make a chess pie & fill it with 3.14 oz. of cherry pie filling!
BOMquilts meme: I have always thought that my sewing was a hobby! It ranks right up there with foraging for food, water purification & building a shelter!

BOMquilts meme: It is Fat Tuesday! It is so exciting when Fat Tuesday & Taco Tuesday land on the same day!
BOMquilts meme: Math was never one of my strong suits! So I like the way this teacher tells you how to solve your quilt math problems!

BOMquilts meme: It is World Compliment Day! Don't judge me today of all days! Especially when I cannot attend the meeting, because I don't have my hair done & I have a quilt to iron!
BOMquilts meme: No matter what galaxy you are in, regardless of your cinnamon bun hairdo, sew boldly to make an out-of-this-world quilt!

BOMquilts meme: There are some days, Alice, that quilting keeps me from flying you to the moon!
BOMquilts meme: My husband seems to put his foot in his mouth every time he turns around! This time he overstepped his tongue!

BOMquilts meme: I have a pretty crazy family! I finally realized that they remind me of my crazy quilts! I sew one piece together & it looks like my uncle Festus! Another looks like my aunt Darnell! Sew them both together & you get some serious family drama!
BOMquilts meme: Who cares if it is Super Bowl Sunday? I would rather enjoy my day quilting! Then searching for a new toilet for my quilt studio! One that cleans itself, so I don't have to clean it, ever again!

BOMquilts meme: Remember when we used to use duct tape to fix everything? Quilters now use safety pins to fix everything!
BOMquilts meme: If I teach my granddaughter how to sew & start her with her first fabric stash...then I'm starting her on the road to quilting success in her later years!

BOMquilts meme: There is no better feeling, than when you find out that the end of the bolt, is the perfect size of the fabric that you need to finish your quilt! Makes me want to do a somersault, jump for joy & pretend that I'm an Olympic champion!
BOMquilts meme: It always happens to me & it's frustrating every single time! I even have an extra bobbin ready because I know that it's going to happen, but it still gets my goat, every single time!

BOMquilts meme: I get praise for my fantastic cooking skills! So much praise that even my smoke alarm cheers me on!
BOMquilts meme: These are the REAL TOOLS of a quilter! Not needles, thread & fabric! The tools you might find in your husband's toolbox!

BOMquilts meme: If Harry Potter says so, then you had better listen to him, or risk a spell put on you! A quilt is a quilt & a blanket is a blanket! The two are NOT the same thing!
BOMquilts meme: My Quilting Math formula makes perfect sense to me! I don't see why my husband doesn't understand the logic in it?!

BOMquilts meme: I would love it if my sewing machine had enough room for bobbins that size!
BOMquilts meme: When your sewing machine knows that you're in a hurry, that's when it jams up and/or you run out of bobbin thread! So don't even whisper to it, when you are trying to get something done quickly!

BOMquilts meme: It's nobody's business, whether I want your company, or their or not! I'm not only antiSEWcial! I'm also A-SEWcial!
BOMquilts meme: Just because I cooked in my quilt studio, it doesn't mean that I didn't cook! A quilt sandwich is just as good as a ham & cheese sandwich! They just fill different roles!

BOMquilts meme: I am waiting for my husband to go to work! I have a treasure trove of quilt fabric, in the trunk of our car, that needs to be unloaded! Shhh! Don't tell him! It's our little secret!
BOMquilts meme: I cannot help myself! It doesn't matter whether I make the kids a ham sammie, a grilled cheese sandwich and/or a PBJ! I always want to cut them into quilt related parts!

BOMquilts meme: Can you hear me now?! I want to be sure that all of those who are still hungover, after celebrating the New Year, can still hear me!
BOMquilts meme: Just because you have another birthday it doesn't mean that you're over the hill! It's all about your photos! And whether or not your headshot includes your head & your girls!

BOMquilts meme: There is no such thing as a Quick Easy Quilt! It takes loads of fabrics, tons of time & lots of ripping! Not to mention the swearing from ripping out the stitches all for $50?! HaHa!
BOMquilts meme: Will be taking a short vacation next week & my suitcase is already full! Not taking many clothes, because who needs them when you are going to the coast & down to the Texas valley?!

BOMquilts meme: I am getting so absentminded lately! I pick up one thing, put it down & then cannot find it anywhere! I am going to start wearing everything on a necklace, so I don't lose it anymore!
BOMquilts meme: My husband thinks that he is so funny! He does not have a single funny bone in his body! Especially when I am shopping in the quilt shop!

BOMquilts meme: Is it allergy season? Flu season? Seems only the weirdos come out at night & spread their germs all over the place!
BOMquilts meme: There is no use growing up or growing any older! There is nothing to live for, if my sewing machine needle breaks! I have nothing to live for, whoa is me!

BOMquilts meme: Someone needs to eat these cookies lickedy-split! I need this tin so I can use it for my 14th sewing kit! Otherwise, I'll send it to my SIL for her to fill it with Nuts & Bolts (aka Chex Mix Party Mix)!
BOMquilts meme: Who is the one who got me started quilting? Who is the one who said that it would be fun? I ought to kick some booty, if I wasn't having so much fun quilting!

BOMquilts meme: Oh, the pleasure! There is nothing like it in the world! It makes me giddy when it happens & I pat myself on the back!
BOMquilts meme: How is it possible that your grandson would have a blankie that someone got you from a store? Why would you possibly use it?!

BOMquilts meme: Quilters know the odds, when it comes to playing cards & making quilts! DO NOT bet against a house made of quilts! You will lose every time!
BOMquilts meme: I cannot deny that I get that same feeling, but it starts before I get to the quilt shop, it starts when I think about going to the quilt shop! My self-control is out of control just thinking about going to a quilt shop!

BOMquilts meme: Mercedes? Beemer? Lexus? Bently? Nah! These are not the most expensive vehicles to operate! It is that darned shopping cart at the quilt shop! The one that goes down every aisle & finds those bolts of fabric that jump into your cart. The ones that you don't remember buying, but you find a place to stash them, even though you may not need them this year!
BOMquilts meme: I am married to a lifelong Boy Scout & their motto is "Be Prepared!" Good thing I went to the quilt shop prepared to buy that one spool of thread!

BOMquilts meme: Those voices! I cannot stop them from invading my brain! Sometimes when they do, they have the best ideas & I cannot tell anyone where I got them!
BOMquilts meme: Ever wonder why it is said that babies take after their mothers? It is because they make the same faces, from infants to adulthood, no matter the reasons behind them!

BOMquilts meme: I probably should not advertise this but it is a no-brainer! Offer me free quilt supplies & I will go anywhere with you!
BOMquilts meme: Sometimes it is the easiest things that are necessary to give yourself time to quilt! You could feed him a fish but that takes time away from your sewing machine. Best to teach him how to fish & send him on his way!

BOMquilts meme: When the cats take over it is time to make an executive decision: Move them out or move myself to another location? The decision is clear to me! Cats belong outside chasing mice & other varmints!
BOMquilts meme: If you are born in August you are most likely a Virgo. Or if you were born in July you are most likely a Leo. But did you know that you can choose another star sign & it could be the favorite one that you sew together?!

BOMquilts meme: I know what it is like to cut negative Nancy's out of your life. Sometimes it is necessary for your piece of mind. Just be mindful of which pair of scissors that you use, or you could find yourself in more trouble than you bargained for!
BOMquilts meme: When cutting anything you always measure it twice! Then if it is the correct measurement you can cut it. But what if it is wrong after you cut it? Who cares?! You will make it work, one way or the other!

BOMquilts meme: Remember these words & practice them now: STOP THE CAR! You are going to need them when you see this highway billboard sign!
BOMquilts meme: I must be truly demented to have been quilting for as long as I have been! Not to mention that I am still able to laugh at my mistakes & laugh at myself when I am being goofy!

BOMquilts meme: I will do almost anything to get out of doing real exercise!
BOMquilts meme: Just because I confess to having a lot of fabrics, doesn't mean that it is going to stop me from buying more! Ooohhh, look at the fabric in the window!

BOMquilts meme: SO what?! I might have made a mistake! But that house was gorgeous & I thought that it was for sale! Who would not want to buy a house that was filled to the brim with fabric?!!
BOMquilts meme: Who ever said that there are sewing rules? I don't believe that there should be any sewing rules! I don't follow anyone else's advice when it comes to sewing! I make them up as I sew along!

BOMquilts meme: I will quilt almost anywhere! But I draw the line at quilting with critters, varmints & rodents!
BOMquilts meme: Basting quilts sure has changed since I started quilting! It has the potential of not being as boring as it used to be!

BOMquilts meme: You may think that a scary book, horror movie and/or true crime story bring out the worst fear in you! But that's until you face Quilt Fear!
BOMquilts meme: It's hard to teach our kids the truth about sewing! Especially when they make the same &$)%@# mistakes that we struggle with every time we sew!

BOMquilts meme: There is a reason why we have dogs in our house & not kitty cats! I am trying to lose weight & I certainly do NOT need a cat like this to help me like this one does!
BOMquilts meme: Maybe I should consult my sewing machine before I have my coffee in the mornings? Instead of having it burst my bubble afterwards!

BOMquilts meme: Whew! It is a good thing that I dodged the ball on that one!
BOMquilts meme: A quilt sandwich sure isn't what it used to be!!

BOMquilts meme: Who can say no to an offer like that?!!
BOMquilts meme: I have been known as a Hot Mess before! But my Quilt Studio has Never been a Mess! It is Full of...Ideas! I bet that is what you call yours, too, isn't it?!

BOMquilts meme: I'm not usually so violent or get aggravated so easily. But surely I'm not the only one who has a problem with everyone getting into my business?!
BOMquilts meme: There is nothing "finer" than hanging by a thread while sewing!

BOMquilts meme: You don't even have to shave your pits! Quilting is the best hobby to have with or without your hair!
BOMquilts meme: A schedule is important to get things finished! But schedules are meant to be broken! HaHa!

BOMquilts meme: Practice makes perfect, right?! Argh! I think that I am the winner then!
BOMquilts meme: Sometimes it is hard to tell, the difference between the fabric scraps & the dog hair underneath our dining room table!

BOMquilts meme: I get so tired of people trying to equate quilting with sewing!
BOMquilts meme: Quilting is expensive! We have to do everything we can to "cut" the "corners"!

BOMquilts meme: Perfection is not in my vocabulary! Being happy suites me much better & it makes my family members like me better!
BOMquilts meme: There are paper scissors! Then there are fabric scissors! Keep it straight or prepare for the consequences!

BOMquilts meme: Most of the time I amaze myself! I can quilt while drinking a glass or two of wine! Then there's those other times...which we will not talk about!
Hrrmmm. When the pastor says, "with you may the Lord always be!" Really talking about the seam allowance used while quilting he is! Yrsssss!

BOMquilts meme: Very special to me today is! To quilt with me I liken it to a reunion with all my superstar friends who like! Yrsssss!
I am paranoid about Waldo! He is out to get me every time I drop a needle! Forget about the Floor being Lava! It is Waldo that haunts my dreams!

Cooking is now a lost art for me! Quilting has become my new art! My family's not happy with my choice of arts! Do I care? Hahahaha!
The Stare is something that takes time to perfect! But when you get it, then you got it & you will use it all of the time!

BOMquilts meme: Quilting is fulFILLing! FILLing up every spare spot in the house! If you come over don't look under the sofa, or in the closet over the stairs & I would recommend staying far away from the bathroom by the den!
BOMquilts meme: Regardless of whether your meal is fit for a queen or a toddler, it is what it is & you can get over it! I have been too busy petting my quilt stash to cook a well-balanced meal!

BOMquilts meme: I am in a mood & am hiding in my quilt studio! Thankfully, it is a mess! That is where I do my best work (I'm not a hoarder, though !)!
BOMquilts meme: Don't confuse a Sewciopath with a Sociopath! They might look the same, but they certainly don't act the same!

I kinda like it when Fabracadabra hits me! It's like Christmas at any time of the year! As long as nobody finds my new stash before I can hide it?!
BOMquilts meme: I can make up words if it fits with what I am doing! Proquiltinating is my word of choice these days! If you don't know what it means, then you have not been quilting long enough!

BOMquilts meme: Quilters tend to be messy when they are working on something. Unfortunately, they are always working on something & some people snub their noses at a quilter's mess. If you can't stand the mess then go fly a kite!
BOMquilts meme: Money cannot buy happiness! But it sure does help buy the things that can help you be happy!

BOMquilts meme: Why compete when we are all crazy quilters at the same time?!
It is always great to be Gnome for something! Especially when it becomes your Super Power!

BOMquilts meme: I do NOT Share! What is mine is mine! Don't even look at 'em!
BOMquilts meme: I thought my husband married me because I was so romantic?! Little did he know that romance means something different to me!

BOMquilts meme: A hobby is (according to a dictionary) "an activity done regularly in one's leisure time for pleasure." I do not quilt because it is my hobby! I quilt to get away from the crazies!
BOMquilts meme: Is it just me or is real life turning into a catastrophe?! It is really cutting into my quilting time & that just bums me out to no end!

BOMquilts meme: I always get on my high horse when I finish a quilt! Then when I realize that I have over 500 left to finish I realize that my horse was only in my imagination!
BOMquilts meme: Who me? Is that who you are looking at? I pay attention to details! Just not necessarily my bank details!

BOMquilts meme: "To the moon, Honey, to the moon!"
BOMquilts meme: There's nothing like being a Granny in a Gangsta Quilt Guild!

I finally used up all of my soap stash! It was not easy to do cause I kept buying more!
Can you imagine how many quilts I could make if I were to go to jail?! Do you think that the judge would allow me to bring my sewing machine into my jail cell?!

i do not know how i get myself into these messes?! i am a hot mess!
BOMquilts meme: If I am idle for a minute or two, I often wonder about various things, like these nagging questions that pop up in my head!

BOMquilts meme: Who would have ever thought, that a muffler could have possibly, wore me out so much?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Reserved Parking: Scissors! Tires! Enough said!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Thank goodness that I'm nowhere near the Swiss Alps! Otherwise I might end up with broken bones, a sprained ankle or two & probably a concussion upon the completion of a single quilt!
Nothing like some punny funnies after the gut busting holidays!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Quilt tags are so important! Just be careful of what words you use on one!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I plead the 5th! I invoke my rights to an attorney & won't say another word without one! (That was a really great quilt shop, though!)

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Be forewarned that there are more fabrics than quilts in our house! Not the way it was meant to be just the way it is!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There are varying degrees of shame! I choose to put mine to better use than on quilting supplies!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Quilting involves a whole lot more than thread, needles & fabric! In fact, those are the last things that a beginning quilter, needs to worry about!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I find myself falling asleep at all times of the day! But I don't ever fall asleep at night when I'm quilting! Could be that I have a problem?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Self-explanatory!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: You gotta respect the parking rules! Otherwise you might end up with warts!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I am terribly afraid of scorpions! We have them all summer long! I kill every one that I see & even some that I think I see!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I knew that there was a reason for all of my quilt-related purchases! I will be around forever! Much to the chagrin of my kids!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: The story goes: When you go to church you should always lock your car doors. Otherwise you might find your front seat filled with zucchini!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: My stash is protected under lock & key! Just like a stamp collector protects their stamps! So leave both of us alone!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Exercising? I get my exercise in by lifting the pedal to the metal on my presser foot!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There is nothing better than a homemade quilt! Regardless of how much they cost!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's the month for the Dark Side! Want to join me?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Dogs have great blood pressure! They know exactly how to handle stress!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Nothing aggravates me more, than someone looking over my shoulder, while I'm sewing something for them!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Not posting this to offend anyone! At least not unless you can identify with the same?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's a Pinterest life for me! That surely means I am all grown up?! Time for big girl panties?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Warning! I like to have fun & this is one of the ways I can have fun! I do not need your opinion on this subject!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Sometimes I have trouble waking up to go for work! But I never have trouble waking up to sew my quilts together! Am I the only one who has the same troubles?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Art Supplies? Umm...Sure! That's what I call my fabric shopping & stash! At least it is when I'm talking to my husband!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There are times when you're Scrappy & you want the world to know it!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I love it when my local quilt shop is willing to fib a little to keep me from getting in the doghouse!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: If ever in doubt follow me to the quilt shop. The fabrics DO talk to you! Especially if you have spare change to buy them!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Witches aren't just for Halloween!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I don't work outside of the house. I don't really work inside of the house, either. So I'll be sitting on your street corner with my sandwich sign begging for donations of thread!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I have tried to be nice about this but it has gone too far! From now on there will be punishments the next time anyone violates any of these rules!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's Sunday! The perfect day for my prayers! I pray for this on a daily basis!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: What? Did you say something to me? I couldn't hear you! My brain was too busy designing my next quilt!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's a well-known rumor that quilters pet their fabrics. But I'm not confessing to anything!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirrel!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: In a world where average is the norm...I'm not average by any means! Just ask those who personally know me!

I believe! I don't have a doubt about it! God is in charge of my life! If I keep telling my family this then they are going to have to start believing it, too!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Sewing makes you thin?! Sign me up for that program!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: When I say it's for everyone's safety I mean it! I cannot be held responsible if you don't follow my guidance!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I know that I'll eventually get all of my quilts made. However I'm not so sure about living so long?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: The experts always say that you should trade up! I think I did just that!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Better get them Scraps Under Control! 'Cause the Power they're Supplying it's Electrifying!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Fun is overrated! So is shaving your legs & armpits!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Poor Kermit! He forgot the first rule of mine & got in my crosshairs! If you don't show up at my house with fabric, then you might end up like he did!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I love the quilt blocks that remind me of how many friends I have who are on the same block as I am! Does that make all of us crazy for each other?!
Our children are learning what adulting is like. I'm a great example for them!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: You know that you order a lot of quilt fabric, when your Amazon delivery person, knows where to hide your stash!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I love the 20/20 Rule of Quilting! Mostly because I want all of my quilts to look perfect (even if they aren't)!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: My parrot does the talking for the both of us & he's usually on point!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: On one hand it's a miracle! On the other it's time to go to the quilt shop!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: This surely isn't me! Is it you?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Aren't the cutting instructions for most quilt blocks and/or quilts are just suggestions?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I don't see anything wrong with calling our house a box!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: This is why I fill my bobbins prior to sewing my quilt blocks!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Ever try to get the full amount that you've put into a quilt? Rarely happens! Only thing I get is women crying cause they can't afford my quilts!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I can only make so many quilts in a day! Right now I'm set to expire when I'm 140-years-old!

When I think of "Spring Cleaning" I believe it shouldn't include my quilt studio!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I get so aggravated with myself when I do stupid things like this!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Not an April Fool's Day Joke! A quilt is NOT a blanket! I will go to drastic measures if you call it that again!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I always try to look forward to the future! I just have to learn to look in front of me!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's always gotta be a punny one around every corner!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I don't need to get organized! My quilt studio is just overflowing! I'm holding out for a quilt barn next!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I thought I would show you a side of me that you've probably never heard of before!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: A turkey baster has many uses! I've heard that it's been used to make a baby before! However, I'm way past my prime for that, thank goodness!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm pretty serious about my fabric stash & there will be serious consequences if anyone messes with it!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Ever try to get the full amount that you've put into a quilt? Rarely happens! Only thing I get is women crying cause they can't afford my quilts!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Who cares about a margarita? I go by my own special clock to tell me what time it is!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It takes all kinds to be a quilter! I'm just special enough to be a certain kinda one!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Does your husband fuss over the hours you spend quilting vs. the hours you spend being a housewife? I've got the perfect solution to satisfy him!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Never forget that quilting is a form of quilt therapy!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: My wallet has nothing but moths flying out of it after being in a quilt shop!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Watch yourself! I keep my rusty scissors very sharp & always only an arm's length away!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Ooh, Ooh, Ahh! Ahh! Channeling Meg Ryan while shopping for quilt fabrics!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: All I have to do is to put on my cape, go into the quilt shop & I become a hero!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I was so scared that I almost wet my plants!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm not antisocial! I'm asocial! Look them up if you don't know the difference!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Fabric limits? Who in their right mind sets fabric limits (except my husband)?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: When in doubt always defer to a dictionary!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I've got a full set of luggage & it's filled to the brim! It's called Quilt Therapy!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I guess I take after my beloved gramma?! Except I'm considered Super Cool in today's terms!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's the same as being a stowaway on a cruise ship! You know there's one there but you can't find him/her!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I guess I can figure out why I can't lose any weight now!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: My heart's in every quilt I make! Sew is my flesh & blood (from cutting myself, sewing my fingers to the fabrics, etc.)!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's New Year's Eve! The perfect opportunity for a date! As long as my date follows my rules everyone will be happy (especially me)!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: It just depends on what kind of chocolate we're talking about!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Don't you dare compare snowflakes to flakes! Not unless they're one & the same!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: No Shame & No need to say More!
My seam ripper & I have become best friends! Not because I need another best friend! But I might as well make peace while I still can!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I can measure something without a tape measure or ruler! I love living on the edge!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I am one with my fabric! We are joined at the hip! I don't want anything to come between us!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I like my quilt studio to be like a museum! Is there anything wrong with that?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's hard to be a quilter these days! Especially when it comes to finishing what you start, like you were taught to do, when you were a little kid! Sigh!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There are television shows for hoarders. I don't think I qualify! But don't ask my husband what he thinks?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: If the wings fit then wear them!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's a little devil, that lives in every quilter, who will protect her scissors like nothing other!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's really close to Halloween & those Alien's hovered right over my house! At least that's the story I told my husband!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Do you blame me for finding happiness in my quilt fabrics?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: The only way to preserve my quilts is to not use them! I can't allow anyone to use them even if you're cold! Get over it & get on with your life!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I like to make up words that fit in my own little world! This one seems to be the one that comes up most often!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I get ashamed of myself, when I accidentally go in the men's room, instead of the lady's room! But why should I get ashamed of having too much fabric?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There is literally a piece of me in every pieced quilt I make!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Who was it that said that cleanliness was next to Godliness? They obviously weren't a quilter!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: The baby's just fine! She can drink water! Or goat's milk! Or oat milk!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: You're taking your life in your own hands if you sit in that chair! Or on the sofa! Same goes if you want to sit anywhere else in the house!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's some serious quilt therapy in every crazy quilt I make! And they all remind me of someone that I'm related to!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Do you know how desperate I can get when I'm waiting for fabric to arrive?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I can sew a 1/4" seam allowance in my sleep! I can also measure just about anything within a 1/4"!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Jams are for sleeping in! But you have to wear a special uniform to quilt in! This one's mine!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: A mile of thread's like four spools! That's a lotta thread & it should count for something!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Forget your therapist! Forget the antidepressants! All you need is the perfect yard (or more) of fabric!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: If I've said it once I've said it 1000 times: My fabric stash is off limits!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm as dangerous in my quilt studio as I am when I'm in public! As long as the right candidate has elected!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's nothing finer than this quilter's life for me! Clothes are optional!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: You aren't supposed to have a favorite child! Is it any different, if you have to choose between quilting & lots of chocolate?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: What can I say? If the shoe fits...?!!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's lots of job openings everywhere! I've got one & nobody's applied for it yet! What gives?! I don't pay minimum wage but I'll give you fabric instead!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Under the bed? Full! All the closets in the house? Full! Quilt Studio? Full! Barn? Full! Suggestions?
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Works for me & in that order! What about you?

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'd rather "Stitch in the Ditch" than "Dig a Ditch" any Day of the Week!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Nobody told me that they had surveillance tapes at JoAnn! If I'd have known that, I would've worn a ball cap & gone incognito!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Quilting's Sew Easy! It's Sew Fun! It's Sew Everything!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Give me a little bit of fabric, some scissors & needles. Then you can call me anything you want! Just don't call on me to cook!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Remember when our kids were little & we put them in the "Time Out" chair? That's what I need! Except my "Time Out" is a trip to the fabric store!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: These shoes are made for walking & that's just what they'll do! And they'll always point me to a quilt fabric shop! I don't find anything wrong with that!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Who makes the decision about what exercises count for something? Or what exercises don't count for something? I say that quilting & shopping are the best forms of exercises there are!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I have nightmares & daymares over this!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Is there even a question about this?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Fool! Dipstick! Nutcase! Doesn't matter what you call them! They're all the same name! Fabric isn't just fabric & every quilter knows that!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm blessed with a lot of things! Especially if they take a load off of me so I can quilt!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm already disabled but I'm not retired! Which is why I should be buying more & more fabrics!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Do you have the same kinda musical friends that I do?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Some days I like my dog more than I like people! She keeps me sane & so does Quilting!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's a Commandment against murder & I always try to follow the 10 Commandments! Which is why I Quilt!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Clip your dog ears or clip your corners. Doesn't matter what you call them! But don't worry about your pooch! It's ears are just the same as they were yesterday!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Adult problems? What Adult Problems?! Pet me cause I'm pretty! Pet all of the kitty cats & all of the fabric!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's one certain place that's where I do my best thinking! It's not in my quilt studio, it's not in the living room & it's certainly not in the kitchen!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Hoarding? Think again! Farming isn't what it used to be! Why waste a big ole' barn when I can fill it up with quilt fabric?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: All I need is a needle & I become a vicious quilter!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Trucker's aren't the only ones who are capable of doing this!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Rain or Shine! Sleet or Hail! None of those matter in quilting. It's all about Whining or Wine!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: This meme needs no words! Not unless someone doesn't get it?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Who cares about #2-19? I sure don't! Not as long as someone else is cooking in the kitchen!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: A quilter's eye is an amazing thing! We know measurements, especially at the quilt shop, without using rulers!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Hoarding is now considered a mental health disease. I don't have that one (though I might have a few others). I don't have a problem with shopping except when I have to hide my stash!

When Elmer Fudd goes into a quilt shop he's very, very quiet...which is how quilters are, too!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Ya'll know what the word "assume" stands for don't you? Don't make the same mistake again!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Don't listen to those who don't understand the power of a new quilt! They're just nosy busy bodies!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Even art museums have trouble keeping track of all of their curated junk...errr...art collections!

BOMquilts.com's meme: To Quilt = Human = Happy Camper! That's what floats our boats & brings a smile to our hearts!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Tidy's another word for cleaning & we all know that's a cuss word when it comes to our quilt studios! Only problem with locking them up is that we have to remember where we hid the key!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Time to fess up! A quilt tag's one of the most important things you can sew onto a quilt. What you put on it is up to your own discretion. But are you honest about it?!
BOMquilts.com's meme: When I can't talk to my sewing machine I talk to the dogs. They haven't always ended well, either!

BOMquilts.com's meme: There are expert opinions everywhere you look (to say the least)! But there's only one expert opinion that I talk to when I'm quilting!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Ever had one (or more) of "those" kinda days? Yeah...it happens more often than not...at least it does for me!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Organization? What's that? Or what's the opposite of that? That's me! I'm the opposite of organization & I like it that way! What about you?
BOMquilts.com's meme: ONE (1) Stitch! Can't we move on & focus on something else?! Something that I did correctly?!

BOMquilts.com's meme: I say, "Hooray! for two separate hobbies! This is the Life for Me!
BOMquilts.com's meme: My cooking skills are improving day by day! Yours can too if you follow my lead!

BOMquilts.com's meme: I amaze myself all the time! Especially when I know, that I've got a pair of scissors for everything & anything I want them for. But can I find them when I need them?!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Those little voices in my head should not be denied! They are the reason I'm so good at what I do!

BOMquilts.com's meme: No need to panic! No worries around here! Calm is the name of the game when you are quilting! Just get your seam ripper & don't cry about it!
BOMquilts.com's meme: I've called it my cache, my stockpile & my inventory. I tried calling it my provisions, my collection & my treasures. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies who ask that question!

BOMquilts.com's meme: I've always wanted to be a hero! Never thought I would be one. Now I know that I have been one for years & years! So have you & you!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Are ya'll listening to me? Don't you agree with me?!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Math is for nerds! Forget about trying to do the math in your head! A bolt is always better than anything less!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Do you think of your sewing machine as a power tool, too? Makes it easier to justify all the time spent sewing quilts together!

BOMquilts.com's meme: It wouldn't take all that much fabric, to make me the ruler, of the whole wide world!
I'll admit that I have a fabric stash. But I won't admit how much fabric I have that's in that stash!

BOMquilts meme: These are the tools needed for quilting! Not needles, pins & a seam ripper! You need pliers, a pair of scissors & a screwdriver!
BOMquilts.com's meme: It used to be said that quilting was less expensive than therapy. That is no longer the case! If you want to save your money now then don't get involved in quilting!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Whew! My Yoga Pants get quite a Workout!
BOMquilts.com's meme: The Godfather has no place in quilting! We have our own gang & they are all quilters!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Never underestimate the power of an open door! Especially if it's a quilt shop door!
BOMquilts meme: I appreciate it when my quilty items are loved by those who I gift them to!

BOMquilts meme: It is always the same answer to every question that is asked of me!

BOMquilts meme: What is an old woman to do?! When it is on sale you buy it, whether you need it or not!
BOMquilts meme: There are needles, pins & a ruler (or two) that help make up a quilt! But the essentials are more important than those items! Those essentials are Love, Fabric & Time!

BOMquilts meme: I really love a play on sewing and/or quilting words! This one takes the cake & blows out the candles all at the same time!
BOMquilts meme: Have you ever felt the need to go to the quilt shop, even though you don't have a real reason to go?! Happens to me quite frequently—like every weekend!

BOMquilts meme: I just realized something & it makes me so excited! My stash report is my personal record & I don't share it with very many people!
BOMquilts meme: I do not like using up my stash telling sewing jokes! Then again, I cannot help myself, as they just roll off of my tongue!

BOMquilts meme: It is time to celebrate! I am so excited! A new quilt is a BIG DEAL! It makes my hair stand on end, like people bumps on a goose!
BOMquilts meme: It makes me so sad & so mad! There is grocery shopping, house cleaning & tending to the garden! Everything that keeps me from my quilt studio!

BOMquilts meme: It's pie & pi day! It blows me away, that it can be both ways! I think that I'll make a chess pie & fill it with 3.14 oz. of cherry pie filling!
BOMquilts meme: I have always thought that my sewing was a hobby! It ranks right up there with foraging for food, water purification & building a shelter!

BOMquilts meme: It is Fat Tuesday! It is so exciting when Fat Tuesday & Taco Tuesday land on the same day!
BOMquilts meme: Math was never one of my strong suits! So I like the way this teacher tells you how to solve your quilt math problems!

BOMquilts meme: It is World Compliment Day! Don't judge me today of all days! Especially when I cannot attend the meeting, because I don't have my hair done & I have a quilt to iron!
BOMquilts meme: No matter what galaxy you are in, regardless of your cinnamon bun hairdo, sew boldly to make an out-of-this-world quilt!

BOMquilts meme: There are some days, Alice, that quilting keeps me from flying you to the moon!
BOMquilts meme: My husband seems to put his foot in his mouth every time he turns around! This time he overstepped his tongue!

BOMquilts meme: I have a pretty crazy family! I finally realized that they remind me of my crazy quilts! I sew one piece together & it looks like my uncle Festus! Another looks like my aunt Darnell! Sew them both together & you get some serious family drama!
BOMquilts meme: Who cares if it is Super Bowl Sunday? I would rather enjoy my day quilting! Then searching for a new toilet for my quilt studio! One that cleans itself, so I don't have to clean it, ever again!

BOMquilts meme: Remember when we used to use duct tape to fix everything? Quilters now use safety pins to fix everything!
BOMquilts meme: If I teach my granddaughter how to sew & start her with her first fabric stash...then I'm starting her on the road to quilting success in her later years!

BOMquilts meme: There is no better feeling, than when you find out that the end of the bolt, is the perfect size of the fabric that you need to finish your quilt! Makes me want to do a somersault, jump for joy & pretend that I'm an Olympic champion!
BOMquilts meme: It always happens to me & it's frustrating every single time! I even have an extra bobbin ready because I know that it's going to happen, but it still gets my goat, every single time!

BOMquilts meme: I get praise for my fantastic cooking skills! So much praise that even my smoke alarm cheers me on!
BOMquilts meme: These are the REAL TOOLS of a quilter! Not needles, thread & fabric! The tools you might find in your husband's toolbox!

BOMquilts meme: If Harry Potter says so, then you had better listen to him, or risk a spell put on you! A quilt is a quilt & a blanket is a blanket! The two are NOT the same thing!
BOMquilts meme: My Quilting Math formula makes perfect sense to me! I don't see why my husband doesn't understand the logic in it?!

BOMquilts meme: I would love it if my sewing machine had enough room for bobbins that size!
BOMquilts meme: When your sewing machine knows that you're in a hurry, that's when it jams up and/or you run out of bobbin thread! So don't even whisper to it, when you are trying to get something done quickly!

BOMquilts meme: It's nobody's business, whether I want your company, or their or not! I'm not only antiSEWcial! I'm also A-SEWcial!
BOMquilts meme: Just because I cooked in my quilt studio, it doesn't mean that I didn't cook! A quilt sandwich is just as good as a ham & cheese sandwich! They just fill different roles!

BOMquilts meme: I am waiting for my husband to go to work! I have a treasure trove of quilt fabric, in the trunk of our car, that needs to be unloaded! Shhh! Don't tell him! It's our little secret!
BOMquilts meme: I cannot help myself! It doesn't matter whether I make the kids a ham sammie, a grilled cheese sandwich and/or a PBJ! I always want to cut them into quilt related parts!

BOMquilts meme: Can you hear me now?! I want to be sure that all of those who are still hungover, after celebrating the New Year, can still hear me!
BOMquilts meme: Just because you have another birthday it doesn't mean that you're over the hill! It's all about your photos! And whether or not your headshot includes your head & your girls!

BOMquilts meme: There is no such thing as a Quick Easy Quilt! It takes loads of fabrics, tons of time & lots of ripping! Not to mention the swearing from ripping out the stitches all for $50?! HaHa!
BOMquilts meme: Will be taking a short vacation next week & my suitcase is already full! Not taking many clothes, because who needs them when you are going to the coast & down to the Texas valley?!

BOMquilts meme: I am getting so absentminded lately! I pick up one thing, put it down & then cannot find it anywhere! I am going to start wearing everything on a necklace, so I don't lose it anymore!
BOMquilts meme: My husband thinks that he is so funny! He does not have a single funny bone in his body! Especially when I am shopping in the quilt shop!

BOMquilts meme: Is it allergy season? Flu season? Seems only the weirdos come out at night & spread their germs all over the place!
BOMquilts meme: There is no use growing up or growing any older! There is nothing to live for, if my sewing machine needle breaks! I have nothing to live for, whoa is me!

BOMquilts meme: Someone needs to eat these cookies lickedy-split! I need this tin so I can use it for my 14th sewing kit! Otherwise, I'll send it to my SIL for her to fill it with Nuts & Bolts (aka Chex Mix Party Mix)!
BOMquilts meme: Who is the one who got me started quilting? Who is the one who said that it would be fun? I ought to kick some booty, if I wasn't having so much fun quilting!

BOMquilts meme: Oh, the pleasure! There is nothing like it in the world! It makes me giddy when it happens & I pat myself on the back!
BOMquilts meme: How is it possible that your grandson would have a blankie that someone got you from a store? Why would you possibly use it?!

BOMquilts meme: Quilters know the odds, when it comes to playing cards & making quilts! DO NOT bet against a house made of quilts! You will lose every time!
BOMquilts meme: I cannot deny that I get that same feeling, but it starts before I get to the quilt shop, it starts when I think about going to the quilt shop! My self-control is out of control just thinking about going to a quilt shop!

BOMquilts meme: Mercedes? Beemer? Lexus? Bently? Nah! These are not the most expensive vehicles to operate! It is that darned shopping cart at the quilt shop! The one that goes down every aisle & finds those bolts of fabric that jump into your cart. The ones that you don't remember buying, but you find a place to stash them, even though you may not need them this year!
BOMquilts meme: I am married to a lifelong Boy Scout & their motto is "Be Prepared!" Good thing I went to the quilt shop prepared to buy that one spool of thread!

BOMquilts meme: Those voices! I cannot stop them from invading my brain! Sometimes when they do, they have the best ideas & I cannot tell anyone where I got them!
BOMquilts meme: Ever wonder why it is said that babies take after their mothers? It is because they make the same faces, from infants to adulthood, no matter the reasons behind them!

BOMquilts meme: I probably should not advertise this but it is a no-brainer! Offer me free quilt supplies & I will go anywhere with you!
BOMquilts meme: Sometimes it is the easiest things that are necessary to give yourself time to quilt! You could feed him a fish but that takes time away from your sewing machine. Best to teach him how to fish & send him on his way!

BOMquilts meme: When the cats take over it is time to make an executive decision: Move them out or move myself to another location? The decision is clear to me! Cats belong outside chasing mice & other varmints!
BOMquilts meme: If you are born in August you are most likely a Virgo. Or if you were born in July you are most likely a Leo. But did you know that you can choose another star sign & it could be the favorite one that you sew together?!

BOMquilts meme: I know what it is like to cut negative Nancy's out of your life. Sometimes it is necessary for your piece of mind. Just be mindful of which pair of scissors that you use, or you could find yourself in more trouble than you bargained for!
BOMquilts meme: When cutting anything you always measure it twice! Then if it is the correct measurement you can cut it. But what if it is wrong after you cut it? Who cares?! You will make it work, one way or the other!

BOMquilts meme: Remember these words & practice them now: STOP THE CAR! You are going to need them when you see this highway billboard sign!
BOMquilts meme: I must be truly demented to have been quilting for as long as I have been! Not to mention that I am still able to laugh at my mistakes & laugh at myself when I am being goofy!

BOMquilts meme: I will do almost anything to get out of doing real exercise!
BOMquilts meme: Just because I confess to having a lot of fabrics, doesn't mean that it is going to stop me from buying more! Ooohhh, look at the fabric in the window!

BOMquilts meme: SO what?! I might have made a mistake! But that house was gorgeous & I thought that it was for sale! Who would not want to buy a house that was filled to the brim with fabric?!!
BOMquilts meme: Who ever said that there are sewing rules? I don't believe that there should be any sewing rules! I don't follow anyone else's advice when it comes to sewing! I make them up as I sew along!

BOMquilts meme: I will quilt almost anywhere! But I draw the line at quilting with critters, varmints & rodents!
BOMquilts meme: Basting quilts sure has changed since I started quilting! It has the potential of not being as boring as it used to be!

BOMquilts meme: You may think that a scary book, horror movie and/or true crime story bring out the worst fear in you! But that's until you face Quilt Fear!
BOMquilts meme: It's hard to teach our kids the truth about sewing! Especially when they make the same &$)%@# mistakes that we struggle with every time we sew!

BOMquilts meme: There is a reason why we have dogs in our house & not kitty cats! I am trying to lose weight & I certainly do NOT need a cat like this to help me like this one does!
BOMquilts meme: Maybe I should consult my sewing machine before I have my coffee in the mornings? Instead of having it burst my bubble afterwards!

BOMquilts meme: Whew! It is a good thing that I dodged the ball on that one!
BOMquilts meme: A quilt sandwich sure isn't what it used to be!!

BOMquilts meme: Who can say no to an offer like that?!!
BOMquilts meme: I have been known as a Hot Mess before! But my Quilt Studio has Never been a Mess! It is Full of...Ideas! I bet that is what you call yours, too, isn't it?!

BOMquilts meme: I'm not usually so violent or get aggravated so easily. But surely I'm not the only one who has a problem with everyone getting into my business?!
BOMquilts meme: There is nothing "finer" than hanging by a thread while sewing!

BOMquilts meme: You don't even have to shave your pits! Quilting is the best hobby to have with or without your hair!
BOMquilts meme: A schedule is important to get things finished! But schedules are meant to be broken! HaHa!

BOMquilts meme: Practice makes perfect, right?! Argh! I think that I am the winner then!
BOMquilts meme: Sometimes it is hard to tell, the difference between the fabric scraps & the dog hair underneath our dining room table!

BOMquilts meme: I get so tired of people trying to equate quilting with sewing!
BOMquilts meme: Quilting is expensive! We have to do everything we can to "cut" the "corners"!

BOMquilts meme: Perfection is not in my vocabulary! Being happy suites me much better & it makes my family members like me better!
BOMquilts meme: There are paper scissors! Then there are fabric scissors! Keep it straight or prepare for the consequences!

BOMquilts meme: Most of the time I amaze myself! I can quilt while drinking a glass or two of wine! Then there's those other times...which we will not talk about!
Hrrmmm. When the pastor says, "with you may the Lord always be!" Really talking about the seam allowance used while quilting he is! Yrsssss!

BOMquilts meme: Very special to me today is! To quilt with me I liken it to a reunion with all my superstar friends who like! Yrsssss!
I am paranoid about Waldo! He is out to get me every time I drop a needle! Forget about the Floor being Lava! It is Waldo that haunts my dreams!

Cooking is now a lost art for me! Quilting has become my new art! My family's not happy with my choice of arts! Do I care? Hahahaha!
The Stare is something that takes time to perfect! But when you get it, then you got it & you will use it all of the time!

BOMquilts meme: Quilting is fulFILLing! FILLing up every spare spot in the house! If you come over don't look under the sofa, or in the closet over the stairs & I would recommend staying far away from the bathroom by the den!
BOMquilts meme: Regardless of whether your meal is fit for a queen or a toddler, it is what it is & you can get over it! I have been too busy petting my quilt stash to cook a well-balanced meal!

BOMquilts meme: I am in a mood & am hiding in my quilt studio! Thankfully, it is a mess! That is where I do my best work (I'm not a hoarder, though !)!
BOMquilts meme: Don't confuse a Sewciopath with a Sociopath! They might look the same, but they certainly don't act the same!

I kinda like it when Fabracadabra hits me! It's like Christmas at any time of the year! As long as nobody finds my new stash before I can hide it?!
BOMquilts meme: I can make up words if it fits with what I am doing! Proquiltinating is my word of choice these days! If you don't know what it means, then you have not been quilting long enough!

BOMquilts meme: Quilters tend to be messy when they are working on something. Unfortunately, they are always working on something & some people snub their noses at a quilter's mess. If you can't stand the mess then go fly a kite!
BOMquilts meme: Money cannot buy happiness! But it sure does help buy the things that can help you be happy!

BOMquilts meme: Why compete when we are all crazy quilters at the same time?!
It is always great to be Gnome for something! Especially when it becomes your Super Power!

BOMquilts meme: I do NOT Share! What is mine is mine! Don't even look at 'em!
BOMquilts meme: I thought my husband married me because I was so romantic?! Little did he know that romance means something different to me!

BOMquilts meme: A hobby is (according to a dictionary) "an activity done regularly in one's leisure time for pleasure." I do not quilt because it is my hobby! I quilt to get away from the crazies!
BOMquilts meme: Is it just me or is real life turning into a catastrophe?! It is really cutting into my quilting time & that just bums me out to no end!

BOMquilts meme: I always get on my high horse when I finish a quilt! Then when I realize that I have over 500 left to finish I realize that my horse was only in my imagination!
BOMquilts meme: Who me? Is that who you are looking at? I pay attention to details! Just not necessarily my bank details!

BOMquilts meme: "To the moon, Honey, to the moon!"
BOMquilts meme: There's nothing like being a Granny in a Gangsta Quilt Guild!

I finally used up all of my soap stash! It was not easy to do cause I kept buying more!
Can you imagine how many quilts I could make if I were to go to jail?! Do you think that the judge would allow me to bring my sewing machine into my jail cell?!

i do not know how i get myself into these messes?! i am a hot mess!
BOMquilts meme: If I am idle for a minute or two, I often wonder about various things, like these nagging questions that pop up in my head!

BOMquilts meme: Who would have ever thought, that a muffler could have possibly, wore me out so much?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Reserved Parking: Scissors! Tires! Enough said!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Thank goodness that I'm nowhere near the Swiss Alps! Otherwise I might end up with broken bones, a sprained ankle or two & probably a concussion upon the completion of a single quilt!
Nothing like some punny funnies after the gut busting holidays!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Quilt tags are so important! Just be careful of what words you use on one!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I plead the 5th! I invoke my rights to an attorney & won't say another word without one! (That was a really great quilt shop, though!)

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Be forewarned that there are more fabrics than quilts in our house! Not the way it was meant to be just the way it is!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There are varying degrees of shame! I choose to put mine to better use than on quilting supplies!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Quilting involves a whole lot more than thread, needles & fabric! In fact, those are the last things that a beginning quilter, needs to worry about!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I find myself falling asleep at all times of the day! But I don't ever fall asleep at night when I'm quilting! Could be that I have a problem?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Self-explanatory!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: You gotta respect the parking rules! Otherwise you might end up with warts!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I am terribly afraid of scorpions! We have them all summer long! I kill every one that I see & even some that I think I see!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I knew that there was a reason for all of my quilt-related purchases! I will be around forever! Much to the chagrin of my kids!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: The story goes: When you go to church you should always lock your car doors. Otherwise you might find your front seat filled with zucchini!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: My stash is protected under lock & key! Just like a stamp collector protects their stamps! So leave both of us alone!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Exercising? I get my exercise in by lifting the pedal to the metal on my presser foot!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There is nothing better than a homemade quilt! Regardless of how much they cost!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's the month for the Dark Side! Want to join me?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Dogs have great blood pressure! They know exactly how to handle stress!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Nothing aggravates me more, than someone looking over my shoulder, while I'm sewing something for them!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Not posting this to offend anyone! At least not unless you can identify with the same?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's a Pinterest life for me! That surely means I am all grown up?! Time for big girl panties?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Warning! I like to have fun & this is one of the ways I can have fun! I do not need your opinion on this subject!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Sometimes I have trouble waking up to go for work! But I never have trouble waking up to sew my quilts together! Am I the only one who has the same troubles?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Art Supplies? Umm...Sure! That's what I call my fabric shopping & stash! At least it is when I'm talking to my husband!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There are times when you're Scrappy & you want the world to know it!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I love it when my local quilt shop is willing to fib a little to keep me from getting in the doghouse!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: If ever in doubt follow me to the quilt shop. The fabrics DO talk to you! Especially if you have spare change to buy them!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Witches aren't just for Halloween!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I don't work outside of the house. I don't really work inside of the house, either. So I'll be sitting on your street corner with my sandwich sign begging for donations of thread!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I have tried to be nice about this but it has gone too far! From now on there will be punishments the next time anyone violates any of these rules!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's Sunday! The perfect day for my prayers! I pray for this on a daily basis!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: What? Did you say something to me? I couldn't hear you! My brain was too busy designing my next quilt!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's a well-known rumor that quilters pet their fabrics. But I'm not confessing to anything!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirrel!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: In a world where average is the norm...I'm not average by any means! Just ask those who personally know me!

I believe! I don't have a doubt about it! God is in charge of my life! If I keep telling my family this then they are going to have to start believing it, too!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Sewing makes you thin?! Sign me up for that program!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: When I say it's for everyone's safety I mean it! I cannot be held responsible if you don't follow my guidance!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I know that I'll eventually get all of my quilts made. However I'm not so sure about living so long?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: The experts always say that you should trade up! I think I did just that!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Better get them Scraps Under Control! 'Cause the Power they're Supplying it's Electrifying!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Fun is overrated! So is shaving your legs & armpits!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Poor Kermit! He forgot the first rule of mine & got in my crosshairs! If you don't show up at my house with fabric, then you might end up like he did!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I love the quilt blocks that remind me of how many friends I have who are on the same block as I am! Does that make all of us crazy for each other?!
Our children are learning what adulting is like. I'm a great example for them!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: You know that you order a lot of quilt fabric, when your Amazon delivery person, knows where to hide your stash!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I love the 20/20 Rule of Quilting! Mostly because I want all of my quilts to look perfect (even if they aren't)!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: My parrot does the talking for the both of us & he's usually on point!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: On one hand it's a miracle! On the other it's time to go to the quilt shop!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: This surely isn't me! Is it you?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Aren't the cutting instructions for most quilt blocks and/or quilts are just suggestions?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I don't see anything wrong with calling our house a box!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: This is why I fill my bobbins prior to sewing my quilt blocks!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Ever try to get the full amount that you've put into a quilt? Rarely happens! Only thing I get is women crying cause they can't afford my quilts!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I can only make so many quilts in a day! Right now I'm set to expire when I'm 140-years-old!

When I think of "Spring Cleaning" I believe it shouldn't include my quilt studio!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I get so aggravated with myself when I do stupid things like this!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Not an April Fool's Day Joke! A quilt is NOT a blanket! I will go to drastic measures if you call it that again!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I always try to look forward to the future! I just have to learn to look in front of me!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's always gotta be a punny one around every corner!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I don't need to get organized! My quilt studio is just overflowing! I'm holding out for a quilt barn next!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I thought I would show you a side of me that you've probably never heard of before!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: A turkey baster has many uses! I've heard that it's been used to make a baby before! However, I'm way past my prime for that, thank goodness!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm pretty serious about my fabric stash & there will be serious consequences if anyone messes with it!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Ever try to get the full amount that you've put into a quilt? Rarely happens! Only thing I get is women crying cause they can't afford my quilts!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Who cares about a margarita? I go by my own special clock to tell me what time it is!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It takes all kinds to be a quilter! I'm just special enough to be a certain kinda one!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Does your husband fuss over the hours you spend quilting vs. the hours you spend being a housewife? I've got the perfect solution to satisfy him!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Never forget that quilting is a form of quilt therapy!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: My wallet has nothing but moths flying out of it after being in a quilt shop!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Watch yourself! I keep my rusty scissors very sharp & always only an arm's length away!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Ooh, Ooh, Ahh! Ahh! Channeling Meg Ryan while shopping for quilt fabrics!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: All I have to do is to put on my cape, go into the quilt shop & I become a hero!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I was so scared that I almost wet my plants!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm not antisocial! I'm asocial! Look them up if you don't know the difference!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Fabric limits? Who in their right mind sets fabric limits (except my husband)?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: When in doubt always defer to a dictionary!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I've got a full set of luggage & it's filled to the brim! It's called Quilt Therapy!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I guess I take after my beloved gramma?! Except I'm considered Super Cool in today's terms!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's the same as being a stowaway on a cruise ship! You know there's one there but you can't find him/her!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I guess I can figure out why I can't lose any weight now!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: My heart's in every quilt I make! Sew is my flesh & blood (from cutting myself, sewing my fingers to the fabrics, etc.)!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's New Year's Eve! The perfect opportunity for a date! As long as my date follows my rules everyone will be happy (especially me)!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: It just depends on what kind of chocolate we're talking about!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Don't you dare compare snowflakes to flakes! Not unless they're one & the same!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: No Shame & No need to say More!
My seam ripper & I have become best friends! Not because I need another best friend! But I might as well make peace while I still can!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I can measure something without a tape measure or ruler! I love living on the edge!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I am one with my fabric! We are joined at the hip! I don't want anything to come between us!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I like my quilt studio to be like a museum! Is there anything wrong with that?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's hard to be a quilter these days! Especially when it comes to finishing what you start, like you were taught to do, when you were a little kid! Sigh!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There are television shows for hoarders. I don't think I qualify! But don't ask my husband what he thinks?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: If the wings fit then wear them!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's a little devil, that lives in every quilter, who will protect her scissors like nothing other!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's really close to Halloween & those Alien's hovered right over my house! At least that's the story I told my husband!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Do you blame me for finding happiness in my quilt fabrics?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: The only way to preserve my quilts is to not use them! I can't allow anyone to use them even if you're cold! Get over it & get on with your life!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I like to make up words that fit in my own little world! This one seems to be the one that comes up most often!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I get ashamed of myself, when I accidentally go in the men's room, instead of the lady's room! But why should I get ashamed of having too much fabric?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There is literally a piece of me in every pieced quilt I make!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Who was it that said that cleanliness was next to Godliness? They obviously weren't a quilter!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: The baby's just fine! She can drink water! Or goat's milk! Or oat milk!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: You're taking your life in your own hands if you sit in that chair! Or on the sofa! Same goes if you want to sit anywhere else in the house!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's some serious quilt therapy in every crazy quilt I make! And they all remind me of someone that I'm related to!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Do you know how desperate I can get when I'm waiting for fabric to arrive?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I can sew a 1/4" seam allowance in my sleep! I can also measure just about anything within a 1/4"!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Jams are for sleeping in! But you have to wear a special uniform to quilt in! This one's mine!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: A mile of thread's like four spools! That's a lotta thread & it should count for something!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Forget your therapist! Forget the antidepressants! All you need is the perfect yard (or more) of fabric!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: If I've said it once I've said it 1000 times: My fabric stash is off limits!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm as dangerous in my quilt studio as I am when I'm in public! As long as the right candidate has elected!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's nothing finer than this quilter's life for me! Clothes are optional!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: You aren't supposed to have a favorite child! Is it any different, if you have to choose between quilting & lots of chocolate?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: What can I say? If the shoe fits...?!!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's lots of job openings everywhere! I've got one & nobody's applied for it yet! What gives?! I don't pay minimum wage but I'll give you fabric instead!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Under the bed? Full! All the closets in the house? Full! Quilt Studio? Full! Barn? Full! Suggestions?
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Works for me & in that order! What about you?

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'd rather "Stitch in the Ditch" than "Dig a Ditch" any Day of the Week!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Nobody told me that they had surveillance tapes at JoAnn! If I'd have known that, I would've worn a ball cap & gone incognito!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Quilting's Sew Easy! It's Sew Fun! It's Sew Everything!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Give me a little bit of fabric, some scissors & needles. Then you can call me anything you want! Just don't call on me to cook!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Remember when our kids were little & we put them in the "Time Out" chair? That's what I need! Except my "Time Out" is a trip to the fabric store!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: These shoes are made for walking & that's just what they'll do! And they'll always point me to a quilt fabric shop! I don't find anything wrong with that!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Who makes the decision about what exercises count for something? Or what exercises don't count for something? I say that quilting & shopping are the best forms of exercises there are!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I have nightmares & daymares over this!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Is there even a question about this?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Fool! Dipstick! Nutcase! Doesn't matter what you call them! They're all the same name! Fabric isn't just fabric & every quilter knows that!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm blessed with a lot of things! Especially if they take a load off of me so I can quilt!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm already disabled but I'm not retired! Which is why I should be buying more & more fabrics!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Do you have the same kinda musical friends that I do?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Some days I like my dog more than I like people! She keeps me sane & so does Quilting!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's a Commandment against murder & I always try to follow the 10 Commandments! Which is why I Quilt!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Clip your dog ears or clip your corners. Doesn't matter what you call them! But don't worry about your pooch! It's ears are just the same as they were yesterday!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Adult problems? What Adult Problems?! Pet me cause I'm pretty! Pet all of the kitty cats & all of the fabric!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's one certain place that's where I do my best thinking! It's not in my quilt studio, it's not in the living room & it's certainly not in the kitchen!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Hoarding? Think again! Farming isn't what it used to be! Why waste a big ole' barn when I can fill it up with quilt fabric?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: All I need is a needle & I become a vicious quilter!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Trucker's aren't the only ones who are capable of doing this!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Rain or Shine! Sleet or Hail! None of those matter in quilting. It's all about Whining or Wine!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: This meme needs no words! Not unless someone doesn't get it?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Who cares about #2-19? I sure don't! Not as long as someone else is cooking in the kitchen!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: A quilter's eye is an amazing thing! We know measurements, especially at the quilt shop, without using rulers!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Hoarding is now considered a mental health disease. I don't have that one (though I might have a few others). I don't have a problem with shopping except when I have to hide my stash!

When Elmer Fudd goes into a quilt shop he's very, very quiet...which is how quilters are, too!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Ya'll know what the word "assume" stands for don't you? Don't make the same mistake again!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Don't listen to those who don't understand the power of a new quilt! They're just nosy busy bodies!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Even art museums have trouble keeping track of all of their curated junk...errr...art collections!

BOMquilts.com's meme: To Quilt = Human = Happy Camper! That's what floats our boats & brings a smile to our hearts!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Tidy's another word for cleaning & we all know that's a cuss word when it comes to our quilt studios! Only problem with locking them up is that we have to remember where we hid the key!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Time to fess up! A quilt tag's one of the most important things you can sew onto a quilt. What you put on it is up to your own discretion. But are you honest about it?!
BOMquilts.com's meme: When I can't talk to my sewing machine I talk to the dogs. They haven't always ended well, either!

BOMquilts.com's meme: There are expert opinions everywhere you look (to say the least)! But there's only one expert opinion that I talk to when I'm quilting!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Ever had one (or more) of "those" kinda days? Yeah...it happens more often than not...at least it does for me!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Organization? What's that? Or what's the opposite of that? That's me! I'm the opposite of organization & I like it that way! What about you?
BOMquilts.com's meme: ONE (1) Stitch! Can't we move on & focus on something else?! Something that I did correctly?!

BOMquilts.com's meme: I say, "Hooray! for two separate hobbies! This is the Life for Me!
BOMquilts.com's meme: My cooking skills are improving day by day! Yours can too if you follow my lead!

BOMquilts.com's meme: I amaze myself all the time! Especially when I know, that I've got a pair of scissors for everything & anything I want them for. But can I find them when I need them?!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Those little voices in my head should not be denied! They are the reason I'm so good at what I do!

BOMquilts.com's meme: No need to panic! No worries around here! Calm is the name of the game when you are quilting! Just get your seam ripper & don't cry about it!
BOMquilts.com's meme: I've called it my cache, my stockpile & my inventory. I tried calling it my provisions, my collection & my treasures. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies who ask that question!

BOMquilts.com's meme: I've always wanted to be a hero! Never thought I would be one. Now I know that I have been one for years & years! So have you & you!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Are ya'll listening to me? Don't you agree with me?!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Math is for nerds! Forget about trying to do the math in your head! A bolt is always better than anything less!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Do you think of your sewing machine as a power tool, too? Makes it easier to justify all the time spent sewing quilts together!

BOMquilts.com's meme: It wouldn't take all that much fabric, to make me the ruler, of the whole wide world!
I'll admit that I have a fabric stash. But I won't admit how much fabric I have that's in that stash!

BOMquilts meme: These are the tools needed for quilting! Not needles, pins & a seam ripper! You need pliers, a pair of scissors & a screwdriver!
BOMquilts.com's meme: It used to be said that quilting was less expensive than therapy. That is no longer the case! If you want to save your money now then don't get involved in quilting!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Whew! My Yoga Pants get quite a Workout!
BOMquilts.com's meme: The Godfather has no place in quilting! We have our own gang & they are all quilters!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Never underestimate the power of an open door! Especially if it's a quilt shop door!
BOMquilts meme: I appreciate it when my quilty items are loved by those who I gift them to!

BOMquilts meme: It is always the same answer to every question that is asked of me!

BOMquilts meme: What is an old woman to do?! When it is on sale you buy it, whether you need it or not!
BOMquilts meme: There are needles, pins & a ruler (or two) that help make up a quilt! But the essentials are more important than those items! Those essentials are Love, Fabric & Time!

BOMquilts meme: I really love a play on sewing and/or quilting words! This one takes the cake & blows out the candles all at the same time!
BOMquilts meme: Have you ever felt the need to go to the quilt shop, even though you don't have a real reason to go?! Happens to me quite frequently—like every weekend!

BOMquilts meme: I just realized something & it makes me so excited! My stash report is my personal record & I don't share it with very many people!
BOMquilts meme: I do not like using up my stash telling sewing jokes! Then again, I cannot help myself, as they just roll off of my tongue!

BOMquilts meme: It is time to celebrate! I am so excited! A new quilt is a BIG DEAL! It makes my hair stand on end, like people bumps on a goose!
BOMquilts meme: It makes me so sad & so mad! There is grocery shopping, house cleaning & tending to the garden! Everything that keeps me from my quilt studio!

BOMquilts meme: It's pie & pi day! It blows me away, that it can be both ways! I think that I'll make a chess pie & fill it with 3.14 oz. of cherry pie filling!
BOMquilts meme: I have always thought that my sewing was a hobby! It ranks right up there with foraging for food, water purification & building a shelter!

BOMquilts meme: It is Fat Tuesday! It is so exciting when Fat Tuesday & Taco Tuesday land on the same day!
BOMquilts meme: Math was never one of my strong suits! So I like the way this teacher tells you how to solve your quilt math problems!

BOMquilts meme: It is World Compliment Day! Don't judge me today of all days! Especially when I cannot attend the meeting, because I don't have my hair done & I have a quilt to iron!
BOMquilts meme: No matter what galaxy you are in, regardless of your cinnamon bun hairdo, sew boldly to make an out-of-this-world quilt!

BOMquilts meme: There are some days, Alice, that quilting keeps me from flying you to the moon!
BOMquilts meme: My husband seems to put his foot in his mouth every time he turns around! This time he overstepped his tongue!

BOMquilts meme: I have a pretty crazy family! I finally realized that they remind me of my crazy quilts! I sew one piece together & it looks like my uncle Festus! Another looks like my aunt Darnell! Sew them both together & you get some serious family drama!
BOMquilts meme: Who cares if it is Super Bowl Sunday? I would rather enjoy my day quilting! Then searching for a new toilet for my quilt studio! One that cleans itself, so I don't have to clean it, ever again!

BOMquilts meme: Remember when we used to use duct tape to fix everything? Quilters now use safety pins to fix everything!
BOMquilts meme: If I teach my granddaughter how to sew & start her with her first fabric stash...then I'm starting her on the road to quilting success in her later years!

BOMquilts meme: There is no better feeling, than when you find out that the end of the bolt, is the perfect size of the fabric that you need to finish your quilt! Makes me want to do a somersault, jump for joy & pretend that I'm an Olympic champion!
BOMquilts meme: It always happens to me & it's frustrating every single time! I even have an extra bobbin ready because I know that it's going to happen, but it still gets my goat, every single time!

BOMquilts meme: I get praise for my fantastic cooking skills! So much praise that even my smoke alarm cheers me on!
BOMquilts meme: These are the REAL TOOLS of a quilter! Not needles, thread & fabric! The tools you might find in your husband's toolbox!

BOMquilts meme: If Harry Potter says so, then you had better listen to him, or risk a spell put on you! A quilt is a quilt & a blanket is a blanket! The two are NOT the same thing!
BOMquilts meme: My Quilting Math formula makes perfect sense to me! I don't see why my husband doesn't understand the logic in it?!

BOMquilts meme: I would love it if my sewing machine had enough room for bobbins that size!
BOMquilts meme: When your sewing machine knows that you're in a hurry, that's when it jams up and/or you run out of bobbin thread! So don't even whisper to it, when you are trying to get something done quickly!

BOMquilts meme: It's nobody's business, whether I want your company, or their or not! I'm not only antiSEWcial! I'm also A-SEWcial!
BOMquilts meme: Just because I cooked in my quilt studio, it doesn't mean that I didn't cook! A quilt sandwich is just as good as a ham & cheese sandwich! They just fill different roles!

BOMquilts meme: I am waiting for my husband to go to work! I have a treasure trove of quilt fabric, in the trunk of our car, that needs to be unloaded! Shhh! Don't tell him! It's our little secret!
BOMquilts meme: I cannot help myself! It doesn't matter whether I make the kids a ham sammie, a grilled cheese sandwich and/or a PBJ! I always want to cut them into quilt related parts!

BOMquilts meme: Can you hear me now?! I want to be sure that all of those who are still hungover, after celebrating the New Year, can still hear me!
BOMquilts meme: Just because you have another birthday it doesn't mean that you're over the hill! It's all about your photos! And whether or not your headshot includes your head & your girls!

BOMquilts meme: There is no such thing as a Quick Easy Quilt! It takes loads of fabrics, tons of time & lots of ripping! Not to mention the swearing from ripping out the stitches all for $50?! HaHa!
BOMquilts meme: Will be taking a short vacation next week & my suitcase is already full! Not taking many clothes, because who needs them when you are going to the coast & down to the Texas valley?!

BOMquilts meme: I am getting so absentminded lately! I pick up one thing, put it down & then cannot find it anywhere! I am going to start wearing everything on a necklace, so I don't lose it anymore!
BOMquilts meme: My husband thinks that he is so funny! He does not have a single funny bone in his body! Especially when I am shopping in the quilt shop!

BOMquilts meme: Is it allergy season? Flu season? Seems only the weirdos come out at night & spread their germs all over the place!
BOMquilts meme: There is no use growing up or growing any older! There is nothing to live for, if my sewing machine needle breaks! I have nothing to live for, whoa is me!

BOMquilts meme: Someone needs to eat these cookies lickedy-split! I need this tin so I can use it for my 14th sewing kit! Otherwise, I'll send it to my SIL for her to fill it with Nuts & Bolts (aka Chex Mix Party Mix)!
BOMquilts meme: Who is the one who got me started quilting? Who is the one who said that it would be fun? I ought to kick some booty, if I wasn't having so much fun quilting!

BOMquilts meme: Oh, the pleasure! There is nothing like it in the world! It makes me giddy when it happens & I pat myself on the back!
BOMquilts meme: How is it possible that your grandson would have a blankie that someone got you from a store? Why would you possibly use it?!

BOMquilts meme: Quilters know the odds, when it comes to playing cards & making quilts! DO NOT bet against a house made of quilts! You will lose every time!
BOMquilts meme: I cannot deny that I get that same feeling, but it starts before I get to the quilt shop, it starts when I think about going to the quilt shop! My self-control is out of control just thinking about going to a quilt shop!

BOMquilts meme: Mercedes? Beemer? Lexus? Bently? Nah! These are not the most expensive vehicles to operate! It is that darned shopping cart at the quilt shop! The one that goes down every aisle & finds those bolts of fabric that jump into your cart. The ones that you don't remember buying, but you find a place to stash them, even though you may not need them this year!
BOMquilts meme: I am married to a lifelong Boy Scout & their motto is "Be Prepared!" Good thing I went to the quilt shop prepared to buy that one spool of thread!

BOMquilts meme: Those voices! I cannot stop them from invading my brain! Sometimes when they do, they have the best ideas & I cannot tell anyone where I got them!
BOMquilts meme: Ever wonder why it is said that babies take after their mothers? It is because they make the same faces, from infants to adulthood, no matter the reasons behind them!

BOMquilts meme: I probably should not advertise this but it is a no-brainer! Offer me free quilt supplies & I will go anywhere with you!
BOMquilts meme: Sometimes it is the easiest things that are necessary to give yourself time to quilt! You could feed him a fish but that takes time away from your sewing machine. Best to teach him how to fish & send him on his way!

BOMquilts meme: When the cats take over it is time to make an executive decision: Move them out or move myself to another location? The decision is clear to me! Cats belong outside chasing mice & other varmints!
BOMquilts meme: If you are born in August you are most likely a Virgo. Or if you were born in July you are most likely a Leo. But did you know that you can choose another star sign & it could be the favorite one that you sew together?!

BOMquilts meme: I know what it is like to cut negative Nancy's out of your life. Sometimes it is necessary for your piece of mind. Just be mindful of which pair of scissors that you use, or you could find yourself in more trouble than you bargained for!
BOMquilts meme: When cutting anything you always measure it twice! Then if it is the correct measurement you can cut it. But what if it is wrong after you cut it? Who cares?! You will make it work, one way or the other!

BOMquilts meme: Remember these words & practice them now: STOP THE CAR! You are going to need them when you see this highway billboard sign!
BOMquilts meme: I must be truly demented to have been quilting for as long as I have been! Not to mention that I am still able to laugh at my mistakes & laugh at myself when I am being goofy!

BOMquilts meme: I will do almost anything to get out of doing real exercise!
BOMquilts meme: Just because I confess to having a lot of fabrics, doesn't mean that it is going to stop me from buying more! Ooohhh, look at the fabric in the window!

BOMquilts meme: SO what?! I might have made a mistake! But that house was gorgeous & I thought that it was for sale! Who would not want to buy a house that was filled to the brim with fabric?!!
BOMquilts meme: Who ever said that there are sewing rules? I don't believe that there should be any sewing rules! I don't follow anyone else's advice when it comes to sewing! I make them up as I sew along!

BOMquilts meme: I will quilt almost anywhere! But I draw the line at quilting with critters, varmints & rodents!
BOMquilts meme: Basting quilts sure has changed since I started quilting! It has the potential of not being as boring as it used to be!

BOMquilts meme: You may think that a scary book, horror movie and/or true crime story bring out the worst fear in you! But that's until you face Quilt Fear!
BOMquilts meme: It's hard to teach our kids the truth about sewing! Especially when they make the same &$)%@# mistakes that we struggle with every time we sew!

BOMquilts meme: There is a reason why we have dogs in our house & not kitty cats! I am trying to lose weight & I certainly do NOT need a cat like this to help me like this one does!
BOMquilts meme: Maybe I should consult my sewing machine before I have my coffee in the mornings? Instead of having it burst my bubble afterwards!

BOMquilts meme: Whew! It is a good thing that I dodged the ball on that one!
BOMquilts meme: A quilt sandwich sure isn't what it used to be!!

BOMquilts meme: Who can say no to an offer like that?!!
BOMquilts meme: I have been known as a Hot Mess before! But my Quilt Studio has Never been a Mess! It is Full of...Ideas! I bet that is what you call yours, too, isn't it?!

BOMquilts meme: I'm not usually so violent or get aggravated so easily. But surely I'm not the only one who has a problem with everyone getting into my business?!
BOMquilts meme: There is nothing "finer" than hanging by a thread while sewing!

BOMquilts meme: You don't even have to shave your pits! Quilting is the best hobby to have with or without your hair!
BOMquilts meme: A schedule is important to get things finished! But schedules are meant to be broken! HaHa!

BOMquilts meme: Practice makes perfect, right?! Argh! I think that I am the winner then!
BOMquilts meme: Sometimes it is hard to tell, the difference between the fabric scraps & the dog hair underneath our dining room table!

BOMquilts meme: I get so tired of people trying to equate quilting with sewing!
BOMquilts meme: Quilting is expensive! We have to do everything we can to "cut" the "corners"!

BOMquilts meme: Perfection is not in my vocabulary! Being happy suites me much better & it makes my family members like me better!
BOMquilts meme: There are paper scissors! Then there are fabric scissors! Keep it straight or prepare for the consequences!

BOMquilts meme: Most of the time I amaze myself! I can quilt while drinking a glass or two of wine! Then there's those other times...which we will not talk about!
Hrrmmm. When the pastor says, "with you may the Lord always be!" Really talking about the seam allowance used while quilting he is! Yrsssss!

BOMquilts meme: Very special to me today is! To quilt with me I liken it to a reunion with all my superstar friends who like! Yrsssss!
I am paranoid about Waldo! He is out to get me every time I drop a needle! Forget about the Floor being Lava! It is Waldo that haunts my dreams!

Cooking is now a lost art for me! Quilting has become my new art! My family's not happy with my choice of arts! Do I care? Hahahaha!
The Stare is something that takes time to perfect! But when you get it, then you got it & you will use it all of the time!

BOMquilts meme: Quilting is fulFILLing! FILLing up every spare spot in the house! If you come over don't look under the sofa, or in the closet over the stairs & I would recommend staying far away from the bathroom by the den!
BOMquilts meme: Regardless of whether your meal is fit for a queen or a toddler, it is what it is & you can get over it! I have been too busy petting my quilt stash to cook a well-balanced meal!

BOMquilts meme: I am in a mood & am hiding in my quilt studio! Thankfully, it is a mess! That is where I do my best work (I'm not a hoarder, though !)!
BOMquilts meme: Don't confuse a Sewciopath with a Sociopath! They might look the same, but they certainly don't act the same!

I kinda like it when Fabracadabra hits me! It's like Christmas at any time of the year! As long as nobody finds my new stash before I can hide it?!
BOMquilts meme: I can make up words if it fits with what I am doing! Proquiltinating is my word of choice these days! If you don't know what it means, then you have not been quilting long enough!

BOMquilts meme: Quilters tend to be messy when they are working on something. Unfortunately, they are always working on something & some people snub their noses at a quilter's mess. If you can't stand the mess then go fly a kite!
BOMquilts meme: Money cannot buy happiness! But it sure does help buy the things that can help you be happy!

BOMquilts meme: Why compete when we are all crazy quilters at the same time?!
It is always great to be Gnome for something! Especially when it becomes your Super Power!

BOMquilts meme: I do NOT Share! What is mine is mine! Don't even look at 'em!
BOMquilts meme: I thought my husband married me because I was so romantic?! Little did he know that romance means something different to me!

BOMquilts meme: A hobby is (according to a dictionary) "an activity done regularly in one's leisure time for pleasure." I do not quilt because it is my hobby! I quilt to get away from the crazies!
BOMquilts meme: Is it just me or is real life turning into a catastrophe?! It is really cutting into my quilting time & that just bums me out to no end!

BOMquilts meme: I always get on my high horse when I finish a quilt! Then when I realize that I have over 500 left to finish I realize that my horse was only in my imagination!
BOMquilts meme: Who me? Is that who you are looking at? I pay attention to details! Just not necessarily my bank details!

BOMquilts meme: "To the moon, Honey, to the moon!"
BOMquilts meme: There's nothing like being a Granny in a Gangsta Quilt Guild!

I finally used up all of my soap stash! It was not easy to do cause I kept buying more!
Can you imagine how many quilts I could make if I were to go to jail?! Do you think that the judge would allow me to bring my sewing machine into my jail cell?!

i do not know how i get myself into these messes?! i am a hot mess!
BOMquilts meme: If I am idle for a minute or two, I often wonder about various things, like these nagging questions that pop up in my head!

BOMquilts meme: Who would have ever thought, that a muffler could have possibly, wore me out so much?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Reserved Parking: Scissors! Tires! Enough said!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Thank goodness that I'm nowhere near the Swiss Alps! Otherwise I might end up with broken bones, a sprained ankle or two & probably a concussion upon the completion of a single quilt!
Nothing like some punny funnies after the gut busting holidays!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Quilt tags are so important! Just be careful of what words you use on one!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I plead the 5th! I invoke my rights to an attorney & won't say another word without one! (That was a really great quilt shop, though!)

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Be forewarned that there are more fabrics than quilts in our house! Not the way it was meant to be just the way it is!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There are varying degrees of shame! I choose to put mine to better use than on quilting supplies!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Quilting involves a whole lot more than thread, needles & fabric! In fact, those are the last things that a beginning quilter, needs to worry about!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I find myself falling asleep at all times of the day! But I don't ever fall asleep at night when I'm quilting! Could be that I have a problem?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Self-explanatory!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: You gotta respect the parking rules! Otherwise you might end up with warts!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I am terribly afraid of scorpions! We have them all summer long! I kill every one that I see & even some that I think I see!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I knew that there was a reason for all of my quilt-related purchases! I will be around forever! Much to the chagrin of my kids!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: The story goes: When you go to church you should always lock your car doors. Otherwise you might find your front seat filled with zucchini!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: My stash is protected under lock & key! Just like a stamp collector protects their stamps! So leave both of us alone!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Exercising? I get my exercise in by lifting the pedal to the metal on my presser foot!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There is nothing better than a homemade quilt! Regardless of how much they cost!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's the month for the Dark Side! Want to join me?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Dogs have great blood pressure! They know exactly how to handle stress!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Nothing aggravates me more, than someone looking over my shoulder, while I'm sewing something for them!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Not posting this to offend anyone! At least not unless you can identify with the same?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's a Pinterest life for me! That surely means I am all grown up?! Time for big girl panties?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Warning! I like to have fun & this is one of the ways I can have fun! I do not need your opinion on this subject!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Sometimes I have trouble waking up to go for work! But I never have trouble waking up to sew my quilts together! Am I the only one who has the same troubles?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Art Supplies? Umm...Sure! That's what I call my fabric shopping & stash! At least it is when I'm talking to my husband!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There are times when you're Scrappy & you want the world to know it!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I love it when my local quilt shop is willing to fib a little to keep me from getting in the doghouse!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: If ever in doubt follow me to the quilt shop. The fabrics DO talk to you! Especially if you have spare change to buy them!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Witches aren't just for Halloween!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I don't work outside of the house. I don't really work inside of the house, either. So I'll be sitting on your street corner with my sandwich sign begging for donations of thread!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I have tried to be nice about this but it has gone too far! From now on there will be punishments the next time anyone violates any of these rules!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's Sunday! The perfect day for my prayers! I pray for this on a daily basis!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: What? Did you say something to me? I couldn't hear you! My brain was too busy designing my next quilt!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's a well-known rumor that quilters pet their fabrics. But I'm not confessing to anything!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirrel!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: In a world where average is the norm...I'm not average by any means! Just ask those who personally know me!

I believe! I don't have a doubt about it! God is in charge of my life! If I keep telling my family this then they are going to have to start believing it, too!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Sewing makes you thin?! Sign me up for that program!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: When I say it's for everyone's safety I mean it! I cannot be held responsible if you don't follow my guidance!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I know that I'll eventually get all of my quilts made. However I'm not so sure about living so long?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: The experts always say that you should trade up! I think I did just that!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Better get them Scraps Under Control! 'Cause the Power they're Supplying it's Electrifying!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Fun is overrated! So is shaving your legs & armpits!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Poor Kermit! He forgot the first rule of mine & got in my crosshairs! If you don't show up at my house with fabric, then you might end up like he did!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I love the quilt blocks that remind me of how many friends I have who are on the same block as I am! Does that make all of us crazy for each other?!
Our children are learning what adulting is like. I'm a great example for them!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: You know that you order a lot of quilt fabric, when your Amazon delivery person, knows where to hide your stash!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I love the 20/20 Rule of Quilting! Mostly because I want all of my quilts to look perfect (even if they aren't)!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: My parrot does the talking for the both of us & he's usually on point!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: On one hand it's a miracle! On the other it's time to go to the quilt shop!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: This surely isn't me! Is it you?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Aren't the cutting instructions for most quilt blocks and/or quilts are just suggestions?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I don't see anything wrong with calling our house a box!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: This is why I fill my bobbins prior to sewing my quilt blocks!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Ever try to get the full amount that you've put into a quilt? Rarely happens! Only thing I get is women crying cause they can't afford my quilts!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I can only make so many quilts in a day! Right now I'm set to expire when I'm 140-years-old!

When I think of "Spring Cleaning" I believe it shouldn't include my quilt studio!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I get so aggravated with myself when I do stupid things like this!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Not an April Fool's Day Joke! A quilt is NOT a blanket! I will go to drastic measures if you call it that again!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I always try to look forward to the future! I just have to learn to look in front of me!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's always gotta be a punny one around every corner!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I don't need to get organized! My quilt studio is just overflowing! I'm holding out for a quilt barn next!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I thought I would show you a side of me that you've probably never heard of before!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: A turkey baster has many uses! I've heard that it's been used to make a baby before! However, I'm way past my prime for that, thank goodness!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm pretty serious about my fabric stash & there will be serious consequences if anyone messes with it!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Ever try to get the full amount that you've put into a quilt? Rarely happens! Only thing I get is women crying cause they can't afford my quilts!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Who cares about a margarita? I go by my own special clock to tell me what time it is!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It takes all kinds to be a quilter! I'm just special enough to be a certain kinda one!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Does your husband fuss over the hours you spend quilting vs. the hours you spend being a housewife? I've got the perfect solution to satisfy him!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Never forget that quilting is a form of quilt therapy!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: My wallet has nothing but moths flying out of it after being in a quilt shop!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Watch yourself! I keep my rusty scissors very sharp & always only an arm's length away!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Ooh, Ooh, Ahh! Ahh! Channeling Meg Ryan while shopping for quilt fabrics!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: All I have to do is to put on my cape, go into the quilt shop & I become a hero!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I was so scared that I almost wet my plants!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm not antisocial! I'm asocial! Look them up if you don't know the difference!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Fabric limits? Who in their right mind sets fabric limits (except my husband)?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: When in doubt always defer to a dictionary!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I've got a full set of luggage & it's filled to the brim! It's called Quilt Therapy!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I guess I take after my beloved gramma?! Except I'm considered Super Cool in today's terms!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's the same as being a stowaway on a cruise ship! You know there's one there but you can't find him/her!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I guess I can figure out why I can't lose any weight now!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: My heart's in every quilt I make! Sew is my flesh & blood (from cutting myself, sewing my fingers to the fabrics, etc.)!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's New Year's Eve! The perfect opportunity for a date! As long as my date follows my rules everyone will be happy (especially me)!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: It just depends on what kind of chocolate we're talking about!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Don't you dare compare snowflakes to flakes! Not unless they're one & the same!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: No Shame & No need to say More!
My seam ripper & I have become best friends! Not because I need another best friend! But I might as well make peace while I still can!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I can measure something without a tape measure or ruler! I love living on the edge!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I am one with my fabric! We are joined at the hip! I don't want anything to come between us!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I like my quilt studio to be like a museum! Is there anything wrong with that?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's hard to be a quilter these days! Especially when it comes to finishing what you start, like you were taught to do, when you were a little kid! Sigh!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There are television shows for hoarders. I don't think I qualify! But don't ask my husband what he thinks?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: If the wings fit then wear them!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's a little devil, that lives in every quilter, who will protect her scissors like nothing other!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's really close to Halloween & those Alien's hovered right over my house! At least that's the story I told my husband!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Do you blame me for finding happiness in my quilt fabrics?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: The only way to preserve my quilts is to not use them! I can't allow anyone to use them even if you're cold! Get over it & get on with your life!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I like to make up words that fit in my own little world! This one seems to be the one that comes up most often!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I get ashamed of myself, when I accidentally go in the men's room, instead of the lady's room! But why should I get ashamed of having too much fabric?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There is literally a piece of me in every pieced quilt I make!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Who was it that said that cleanliness was next to Godliness? They obviously weren't a quilter!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: The baby's just fine! She can drink water! Or goat's milk! Or oat milk!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: You're taking your life in your own hands if you sit in that chair! Or on the sofa! Same goes if you want to sit anywhere else in the house!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's some serious quilt therapy in every crazy quilt I make! And they all remind me of someone that I'm related to!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Do you know how desperate I can get when I'm waiting for fabric to arrive?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I can sew a 1/4" seam allowance in my sleep! I can also measure just about anything within a 1/4"!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Jams are for sleeping in! But you have to wear a special uniform to quilt in! This one's mine!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: A mile of thread's like four spools! That's a lotta thread & it should count for something!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Forget your therapist! Forget the antidepressants! All you need is the perfect yard (or more) of fabric!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: If I've said it once I've said it 1000 times: My fabric stash is off limits!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm as dangerous in my quilt studio as I am when I'm in public! As long as the right candidate has elected!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's nothing finer than this quilter's life for me! Clothes are optional!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: You aren't supposed to have a favorite child! Is it any different, if you have to choose between quilting & lots of chocolate?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: What can I say? If the shoe fits...?!!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's lots of job openings everywhere! I've got one & nobody's applied for it yet! What gives?! I don't pay minimum wage but I'll give you fabric instead!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Under the bed? Full! All the closets in the house? Full! Quilt Studio? Full! Barn? Full! Suggestions?
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Works for me & in that order! What about you?

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'd rather "Stitch in the Ditch" than "Dig a Ditch" any Day of the Week!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Nobody told me that they had surveillance tapes at JoAnn! If I'd have known that, I would've worn a ball cap & gone incognito!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Quilting's Sew Easy! It's Sew Fun! It's Sew Everything!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Give me a little bit of fabric, some scissors & needles. Then you can call me anything you want! Just don't call on me to cook!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Remember when our kids were little & we put them in the "Time Out" chair? That's what I need! Except my "Time Out" is a trip to the fabric store!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: These shoes are made for walking & that's just what they'll do! And they'll always point me to a quilt fabric shop! I don't find anything wrong with that!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Who makes the decision about what exercises count for something? Or what exercises don't count for something? I say that quilting & shopping are the best forms of exercises there are!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I have nightmares & daymares over this!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Is there even a question about this?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Fool! Dipstick! Nutcase! Doesn't matter what you call them! They're all the same name! Fabric isn't just fabric & every quilter knows that!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm blessed with a lot of things! Especially if they take a load off of me so I can quilt!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm already disabled but I'm not retired! Which is why I should be buying more & more fabrics!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Do you have the same kinda musical friends that I do?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Some days I like my dog more than I like people! She keeps me sane & so does Quilting!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's a Commandment against murder & I always try to follow the 10 Commandments! Which is why I Quilt!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Clip your dog ears or clip your corners. Doesn't matter what you call them! But don't worry about your pooch! It's ears are just the same as they were yesterday!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Adult problems? What Adult Problems?! Pet me cause I'm pretty! Pet all of the kitty cats & all of the fabric!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's one certain place that's where I do my best thinking! It's not in my quilt studio, it's not in the living room & it's certainly not in the kitchen!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Hoarding? Think again! Farming isn't what it used to be! Why waste a big ole' barn when I can fill it up with quilt fabric?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: All I need is a needle & I become a vicious quilter!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Trucker's aren't the only ones who are capable of doing this!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Rain or Shine! Sleet or Hail! None of those matter in quilting. It's all about Whining or Wine!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: This meme needs no words! Not unless someone doesn't get it?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Who cares about #2-19? I sure don't! Not as long as someone else is cooking in the kitchen!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: A quilter's eye is an amazing thing! We know measurements, especially at the quilt shop, without using rulers!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Hoarding is now considered a mental health disease. I don't have that one (though I might have a few others). I don't have a problem with shopping except when I have to hide my stash!

When Elmer Fudd goes into a quilt shop he's very, very quiet...which is how quilters are, too!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Ya'll know what the word "assume" stands for don't you? Don't make the same mistake again!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Don't listen to those who don't understand the power of a new quilt! They're just nosy busy bodies!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Even art museums have trouble keeping track of all of their curated junk...errr...art collections!

BOMquilts.com's meme: To Quilt = Human = Happy Camper! That's what floats our boats & brings a smile to our hearts!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Tidy's another word for cleaning & we all know that's a cuss word when it comes to our quilt studios! Only problem with locking them up is that we have to remember where we hid the key!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Time to fess up! A quilt tag's one of the most important things you can sew onto a quilt. What you put on it is up to your own discretion. But are you honest about it?!
BOMquilts.com's meme: When I can't talk to my sewing machine I talk to the dogs. They haven't always ended well, either!

BOMquilts.com's meme: There are expert opinions everywhere you look (to say the least)! But there's only one expert opinion that I talk to when I'm quilting!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Ever had one (or more) of "those" kinda days? Yeah...it happens more often than not...at least it does for me!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Organization? What's that? Or what's the opposite of that? That's me! I'm the opposite of organization & I like it that way! What about you?
BOMquilts.com's meme: ONE (1) Stitch! Can't we move on & focus on something else?! Something that I did correctly?!

BOMquilts.com's meme: I say, "Hooray! for two separate hobbies! This is the Life for Me!
BOMquilts.com's meme: My cooking skills are improving day by day! Yours can too if you follow my lead!

BOMquilts.com's meme: I amaze myself all the time! Especially when I know, that I've got a pair of scissors for everything & anything I want them for. But can I find them when I need them?!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Those little voices in my head should not be denied! They are the reason I'm so good at what I do!

BOMquilts.com's meme: No need to panic! No worries around here! Calm is the name of the game when you are quilting! Just get your seam ripper & don't cry about it!
BOMquilts.com's meme: I've called it my cache, my stockpile & my inventory. I tried calling it my provisions, my collection & my treasures. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies who ask that question!

BOMquilts.com's meme: I've always wanted to be a hero! Never thought I would be one. Now I know that I have been one for years & years! So have you & you!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Are ya'll listening to me? Don't you agree with me?!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Math is for nerds! Forget about trying to do the math in your head! A bolt is always better than anything less!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Do you think of your sewing machine as a power tool, too? Makes it easier to justify all the time spent sewing quilts together!

BOMquilts.com's meme: It wouldn't take all that much fabric, to make me the ruler, of the whole wide world!
I'll admit that I have a fabric stash. But I won't admit how much fabric I have that's in that stash!

BOMquilts meme: These are the tools needed for quilting! Not needles, pins & a seam ripper! You need pliers, a pair of scissors & a screwdriver!
BOMquilts.com's meme: It used to be said that quilting was less expensive than therapy. That is no longer the case! If you want to save your money now then don't get involved in quilting!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Whew! My Yoga Pants get quite a Workout!
BOMquilts.com's meme: The Godfather has no place in quilting! We have our own gang & they are all quilters!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Never underestimate the power of an open door! Especially if it's a quilt shop door!
BOMquilts meme: I appreciate it when my quilty items are loved by those who I gift them to!

BOMquilts meme: It is always the same answer to every question that is asked of me!

BOMquilts meme: What is an old woman to do?! When it is on sale you buy it, whether you need it or not!
BOMquilts meme: There are needles, pins & a ruler (or two) that help make up a quilt! But the essentials are more important than those items! Those essentials are Love, Fabric & Time!

BOMquilts meme: I really love a play on sewing and/or quilting words! This one takes the cake & blows out the candles all at the same time!
BOMquilts meme: Have you ever felt the need to go to the quilt shop, even though you don't have a real reason to go?! Happens to me quite frequently—like every weekend!

BOMquilts meme: I just realized something & it makes me so excited! My stash report is my personal record & I don't share it with very many people!
BOMquilts meme: I do not like using up my stash telling sewing jokes! Then again, I cannot help myself, as they just roll off of my tongue!

BOMquilts meme: It is time to celebrate! I am so excited! A new quilt is a BIG DEAL! It makes my hair stand on end, like people bumps on a goose!
BOMquilts meme: It makes me so sad & so mad! There is grocery shopping, house cleaning & tending to the garden! Everything that keeps me from my quilt studio!

BOMquilts meme: It's pie & pi day! It blows me away, that it can be both ways! I think that I'll make a chess pie & fill it with 3.14 oz. of cherry pie filling!
BOMquilts meme: I have always thought that my sewing was a hobby! It ranks right up there with foraging for food, water purification & building a shelter!

BOMquilts meme: It is Fat Tuesday! It is so exciting when Fat Tuesday & Taco Tuesday land on the same day!
BOMquilts meme: Math was never one of my strong suits! So I like the way this teacher tells you how to solve your quilt math problems!

BOMquilts meme: It is World Compliment Day! Don't judge me today of all days! Especially when I cannot attend the meeting, because I don't have my hair done & I have a quilt to iron!
BOMquilts meme: No matter what galaxy you are in, regardless of your cinnamon bun hairdo, sew boldly to make an out-of-this-world quilt!

BOMquilts meme: There are some days, Alice, that quilting keeps me from flying you to the moon!
BOMquilts meme: My husband seems to put his foot in his mouth every time he turns around! This time he overstepped his tongue!

BOMquilts meme: I have a pretty crazy family! I finally realized that they remind me of my crazy quilts! I sew one piece together & it looks like my uncle Festus! Another looks like my aunt Darnell! Sew them both together & you get some serious family drama!
BOMquilts meme: Who cares if it is Super Bowl Sunday? I would rather enjoy my day quilting! Then searching for a new toilet for my quilt studio! One that cleans itself, so I don't have to clean it, ever again!

BOMquilts meme: Remember when we used to use duct tape to fix everything? Quilters now use safety pins to fix everything!
BOMquilts meme: If I teach my granddaughter how to sew & start her with her first fabric stash...then I'm starting her on the road to quilting success in her later years!

BOMquilts meme: There is no better feeling, than when you find out that the end of the bolt, is the perfect size of the fabric that you need to finish your quilt! Makes me want to do a somersault, jump for joy & pretend that I'm an Olympic champion!
BOMquilts meme: It always happens to me & it's frustrating every single time! I even have an extra bobbin ready because I know that it's going to happen, but it still gets my goat, every single time!

BOMquilts meme: I get praise for my fantastic cooking skills! So much praise that even my smoke alarm cheers me on!
BOMquilts meme: These are the REAL TOOLS of a quilter! Not needles, thread & fabric! The tools you might find in your husband's toolbox!

BOMquilts meme: If Harry Potter says so, then you had better listen to him, or risk a spell put on you! A quilt is a quilt & a blanket is a blanket! The two are NOT the same thing!
BOMquilts meme: My Quilting Math formula makes perfect sense to me! I don't see why my husband doesn't understand the logic in it?!

BOMquilts meme: I would love it if my sewing machine had enough room for bobbins that size!
BOMquilts meme: When your sewing machine knows that you're in a hurry, that's when it jams up and/or you run out of bobbin thread! So don't even whisper to it, when you are trying to get something done quickly!

BOMquilts meme: It's nobody's business, whether I want your company, or their or not! I'm not only antiSEWcial! I'm also A-SEWcial!
BOMquilts meme: Just because I cooked in my quilt studio, it doesn't mean that I didn't cook! A quilt sandwich is just as good as a ham & cheese sandwich! They just fill different roles!

BOMquilts meme: I am waiting for my husband to go to work! I have a treasure trove of quilt fabric, in the trunk of our car, that needs to be unloaded! Shhh! Don't tell him! It's our little secret!
BOMquilts meme: I cannot help myself! It doesn't matter whether I make the kids a ham sammie, a grilled cheese sandwich and/or a PBJ! I always want to cut them into quilt related parts!

BOMquilts meme: Can you hear me now?! I want to be sure that all of those who are still hungover, after celebrating the New Year, can still hear me!
BOMquilts meme: Just because you have another birthday it doesn't mean that you're over the hill! It's all about your photos! And whether or not your headshot includes your head & your girls!

BOMquilts meme: There is no such thing as a Quick Easy Quilt! It takes loads of fabrics, tons of time & lots of ripping! Not to mention the swearing from ripping out the stitches all for $50?! HaHa!
BOMquilts meme: Will be taking a short vacation next week & my suitcase is already full! Not taking many clothes, because who needs them when you are going to the coast & down to the Texas valley?!

BOMquilts meme: I am getting so absentminded lately! I pick up one thing, put it down & then cannot find it anywhere! I am going to start wearing everything on a necklace, so I don't lose it anymore!
BOMquilts meme: My husband thinks that he is so funny! He does not have a single funny bone in his body! Especially when I am shopping in the quilt shop!

BOMquilts meme: Is it allergy season? Flu season? Seems only the weirdos come out at night & spread their germs all over the place!
BOMquilts meme: There is no use growing up or growing any older! There is nothing to live for, if my sewing machine needle breaks! I have nothing to live for, whoa is me!

BOMquilts meme: Someone needs to eat these cookies lickedy-split! I need this tin so I can use it for my 14th sewing kit! Otherwise, I'll send it to my SIL for her to fill it with Nuts & Bolts (aka Chex Mix Party Mix)!
BOMquilts meme: Who is the one who got me started quilting? Who is the one who said that it would be fun? I ought to kick some booty, if I wasn't having so much fun quilting!

BOMquilts meme: Oh, the pleasure! There is nothing like it in the world! It makes me giddy when it happens & I pat myself on the back!
BOMquilts meme: How is it possible that your grandson would have a blankie that someone got you from a store? Why would you possibly use it?!

BOMquilts meme: Quilters know the odds, when it comes to playing cards & making quilts! DO NOT bet against a house made of quilts! You will lose every time!
BOMquilts meme: I cannot deny that I get that same feeling, but it starts before I get to the quilt shop, it starts when I think about going to the quilt shop! My self-control is out of control just thinking about going to a quilt shop!

BOMquilts meme: Mercedes? Beemer? Lexus? Bently? Nah! These are not the most expensive vehicles to operate! It is that darned shopping cart at the quilt shop! The one that goes down every aisle & finds those bolts of fabric that jump into your cart. The ones that you don't remember buying, but you find a place to stash them, even though you may not need them this year!
BOMquilts meme: I am married to a lifelong Boy Scout & their motto is "Be Prepared!" Good thing I went to the quilt shop prepared to buy that one spool of thread!

BOMquilts meme: Those voices! I cannot stop them from invading my brain! Sometimes when they do, they have the best ideas & I cannot tell anyone where I got them!
BOMquilts meme: Ever wonder why it is said that babies take after their mothers? It is because they make the same faces, from infants to adulthood, no matter the reasons behind them!

BOMquilts meme: I probably should not advertise this but it is a no-brainer! Offer me free quilt supplies & I will go anywhere with you!
BOMquilts meme: Sometimes it is the easiest things that are necessary to give yourself time to quilt! You could feed him a fish but that takes time away from your sewing machine. Best to teach him how to fish & send him on his way!

BOMquilts meme: When the cats take over it is time to make an executive decision: Move them out or move myself to another location? The decision is clear to me! Cats belong outside chasing mice & other varmints!
BOMquilts meme: If you are born in August you are most likely a Virgo. Or if you were born in July you are most likely a Leo. But did you know that you can choose another star sign & it could be the favorite one that you sew together?!

BOMquilts meme: I know what it is like to cut negative Nancy's out of your life. Sometimes it is necessary for your piece of mind. Just be mindful of which pair of scissors that you use, or you could find yourself in more trouble than you bargained for!
BOMquilts meme: When cutting anything you always measure it twice! Then if it is the correct measurement you can cut it. But what if it is wrong after you cut it? Who cares?! You will make it work, one way or the other!

BOMquilts meme: Remember these words & practice them now: STOP THE CAR! You are going to need them when you see this highway billboard sign!
BOMquilts meme: I must be truly demented to have been quilting for as long as I have been! Not to mention that I am still able to laugh at my mistakes & laugh at myself when I am being goofy!

BOMquilts meme: I will do almost anything to get out of doing real exercise!
BOMquilts meme: Just because I confess to having a lot of fabrics, doesn't mean that it is going to stop me from buying more! Ooohhh, look at the fabric in the window!

BOMquilts meme: SO what?! I might have made a mistake! But that house was gorgeous & I thought that it was for sale! Who would not want to buy a house that was filled to the brim with fabric?!!
BOMquilts meme: Who ever said that there are sewing rules? I don't believe that there should be any sewing rules! I don't follow anyone else's advice when it comes to sewing! I make them up as I sew along!

BOMquilts meme: I will quilt almost anywhere! But I draw the line at quilting with critters, varmints & rodents!
BOMquilts meme: Basting quilts sure has changed since I started quilting! It has the potential of not being as boring as it used to be!

BOMquilts meme: You may think that a scary book, horror movie and/or true crime story bring out the worst fear in you! But that's until you face Quilt Fear!
BOMquilts meme: It's hard to teach our kids the truth about sewing! Especially when they make the same &$)%@# mistakes that we struggle with every time we sew!

BOMquilts meme: There is a reason why we have dogs in our house & not kitty cats! I am trying to lose weight & I certainly do NOT need a cat like this to help me like this one does!
BOMquilts meme: Maybe I should consult my sewing machine before I have my coffee in the mornings? Instead of having it burst my bubble afterwards!

BOMquilts meme: Whew! It is a good thing that I dodged the ball on that one!
BOMquilts meme: A quilt sandwich sure isn't what it used to be!!

BOMquilts meme: Who can say no to an offer like that?!!
BOMquilts meme: I have been known as a Hot Mess before! But my Quilt Studio has Never been a Mess! It is Full of...Ideas! I bet that is what you call yours, too, isn't it?!

BOMquilts meme: I'm not usually so violent or get aggravated so easily. But surely I'm not the only one who has a problem with everyone getting into my business?!
BOMquilts meme: There is nothing "finer" than hanging by a thread while sewing!

BOMquilts meme: You don't even have to shave your pits! Quilting is the best hobby to have with or without your hair!
BOMquilts meme: A schedule is important to get things finished! But schedules are meant to be broken! HaHa!

BOMquilts meme: Practice makes perfect, right?! Argh! I think that I am the winner then!
BOMquilts meme: Sometimes it is hard to tell, the difference between the fabric scraps & the dog hair underneath our dining room table!

BOMquilts meme: I get so tired of people trying to equate quilting with sewing!
BOMquilts meme: Quilting is expensive! We have to do everything we can to "cut" the "corners"!

BOMquilts meme: Perfection is not in my vocabulary! Being happy suites me much better & it makes my family members like me better!
BOMquilts meme: There are paper scissors! Then there are fabric scissors! Keep it straight or prepare for the consequences!

BOMquilts meme: Most of the time I amaze myself! I can quilt while drinking a glass or two of wine! Then there's those other times...which we will not talk about!
Hrrmmm. When the pastor says, "with you may the Lord always be!" Really talking about the seam allowance used while quilting he is! Yrsssss!

BOMquilts meme: Very special to me today is! To quilt with me I liken it to a reunion with all my superstar friends who like! Yrsssss!
I am paranoid about Waldo! He is out to get me every time I drop a needle! Forget about the Floor being Lava! It is Waldo that haunts my dreams!

Cooking is now a lost art for me! Quilting has become my new art! My family's not happy with my choice of arts! Do I care? Hahahaha!
The Stare is something that takes time to perfect! But when you get it, then you got it & you will use it all of the time!

BOMquilts meme: Quilting is fulFILLing! FILLing up every spare spot in the house! If you come over don't look under the sofa, or in the closet over the stairs & I would recommend staying far away from the bathroom by the den!
BOMquilts meme: Regardless of whether your meal is fit for a queen or a toddler, it is what it is & you can get over it! I have been too busy petting my quilt stash to cook a well-balanced meal!

BOMquilts meme: I am in a mood & am hiding in my quilt studio! Thankfully, it is a mess! That is where I do my best work (I'm not a hoarder, though !)!
BOMquilts meme: Don't confuse a Sewciopath with a Sociopath! They might look the same, but they certainly don't act the same!

I kinda like it when Fabracadabra hits me! It's like Christmas at any time of the year! As long as nobody finds my new stash before I can hide it?!
BOMquilts meme: I can make up words if it fits with what I am doing! Proquiltinating is my word of choice these days! If you don't know what it means, then you have not been quilting long enough!

BOMquilts meme: Quilters tend to be messy when they are working on something. Unfortunately, they are always working on something & some people snub their noses at a quilter's mess. If you can't stand the mess then go fly a kite!
BOMquilts meme: Money cannot buy happiness! But it sure does help buy the things that can help you be happy!

BOMquilts meme: Why compete when we are all crazy quilters at the same time?!
It is always great to be Gnome for something! Especially when it becomes your Super Power!

BOMquilts meme: I do NOT Share! What is mine is mine! Don't even look at 'em!
BOMquilts meme: I thought my husband married me because I was so romantic?! Little did he know that romance means something different to me!

BOMquilts meme: A hobby is (according to a dictionary) "an activity done regularly in one's leisure time for pleasure." I do not quilt because it is my hobby! I quilt to get away from the crazies!
BOMquilts meme: Is it just me or is real life turning into a catastrophe?! It is really cutting into my quilting time & that just bums me out to no end!

BOMquilts meme: I always get on my high horse when I finish a quilt! Then when I realize that I have over 500 left to finish I realize that my horse was only in my imagination!
BOMquilts meme: Who me? Is that who you are looking at? I pay attention to details! Just not necessarily my bank details!

BOMquilts meme: "To the moon, Honey, to the moon!"
BOMquilts meme: There's nothing like being a Granny in a Gangsta Quilt Guild!

I finally used up all of my soap stash! It was not easy to do cause I kept buying more!
Can you imagine how many quilts I could make if I were to go to jail?! Do you think that the judge would allow me to bring my sewing machine into my jail cell?!

i do not know how i get myself into these messes?! i am a hot mess!
BOMquilts meme: If I am idle for a minute or two, I often wonder about various things, like these nagging questions that pop up in my head!

BOMquilts meme: Who would have ever thought, that a muffler could have possibly, wore me out so much?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Reserved Parking: Scissors! Tires! Enough said!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Thank goodness that I'm nowhere near the Swiss Alps! Otherwise I might end up with broken bones, a sprained ankle or two & probably a concussion upon the completion of a single quilt!
Nothing like some punny funnies after the gut busting holidays!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Quilt tags are so important! Just be careful of what words you use on one!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I plead the 5th! I invoke my rights to an attorney & won't say another word without one! (That was a really great quilt shop, though!)

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Be forewarned that there are more fabrics than quilts in our house! Not the way it was meant to be just the way it is!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There are varying degrees of shame! I choose to put mine to better use than on quilting supplies!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Quilting involves a whole lot more than thread, needles & fabric! In fact, those are the last things that a beginning quilter, needs to worry about!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I find myself falling asleep at all times of the day! But I don't ever fall asleep at night when I'm quilting! Could be that I have a problem?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Self-explanatory!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: You gotta respect the parking rules! Otherwise you might end up with warts!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I am terribly afraid of scorpions! We have them all summer long! I kill every one that I see & even some that I think I see!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I knew that there was a reason for all of my quilt-related purchases! I will be around forever! Much to the chagrin of my kids!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: The story goes: When you go to church you should always lock your car doors. Otherwise you might find your front seat filled with zucchini!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: My stash is protected under lock & key! Just like a stamp collector protects their stamps! So leave both of us alone!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Exercising? I get my exercise in by lifting the pedal to the metal on my presser foot!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There is nothing better than a homemade quilt! Regardless of how much they cost!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's the month for the Dark Side! Want to join me?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Dogs have great blood pressure! They know exactly how to handle stress!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Nothing aggravates me more, than someone looking over my shoulder, while I'm sewing something for them!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Not posting this to offend anyone! At least not unless you can identify with the same?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's a Pinterest life for me! That surely means I am all grown up?! Time for big girl panties?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Warning! I like to have fun & this is one of the ways I can have fun! I do not need your opinion on this subject!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Sometimes I have trouble waking up to go for work! But I never have trouble waking up to sew my quilts together! Am I the only one who has the same troubles?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Art Supplies? Umm...Sure! That's what I call my fabric shopping & stash! At least it is when I'm talking to my husband!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There are times when you're Scrappy & you want the world to know it!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I love it when my local quilt shop is willing to fib a little to keep me from getting in the doghouse!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: If ever in doubt follow me to the quilt shop. The fabrics DO talk to you! Especially if you have spare change to buy them!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Witches aren't just for Halloween!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I don't work outside of the house. I don't really work inside of the house, either. So I'll be sitting on your street corner with my sandwich sign begging for donations of thread!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I have tried to be nice about this but it has gone too far! From now on there will be punishments the next time anyone violates any of these rules!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's Sunday! The perfect day for my prayers! I pray for this on a daily basis!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: What? Did you say something to me? I couldn't hear you! My brain was too busy designing my next quilt!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's a well-known rumor that quilters pet their fabrics. But I'm not confessing to anything!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirrel!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: In a world where average is the norm...I'm not average by any means! Just ask those who personally know me!

I believe! I don't have a doubt about it! God is in charge of my life! If I keep telling my family this then they are going to have to start believing it, too!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Sewing makes you thin?! Sign me up for that program!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: When I say it's for everyone's safety I mean it! I cannot be held responsible if you don't follow my guidance!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I know that I'll eventually get all of my quilts made. However I'm not so sure about living so long?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: The experts always say that you should trade up! I think I did just that!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Better get them Scraps Under Control! 'Cause the Power they're Supplying it's Electrifying!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Fun is overrated! So is shaving your legs & armpits!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Poor Kermit! He forgot the first rule of mine & got in my crosshairs! If you don't show up at my house with fabric, then you might end up like he did!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I love the quilt blocks that remind me of how many friends I have who are on the same block as I am! Does that make all of us crazy for each other?!
Our children are learning what adulting is like. I'm a great example for them!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: You know that you order a lot of quilt fabric, when your Amazon delivery person, knows where to hide your stash!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I love the 20/20 Rule of Quilting! Mostly because I want all of my quilts to look perfect (even if they aren't)!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: My parrot does the talking for the both of us & he's usually on point!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: On one hand it's a miracle! On the other it's time to go to the quilt shop!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: This surely isn't me! Is it you?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Aren't the cutting instructions for most quilt blocks and/or quilts are just suggestions?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I don't see anything wrong with calling our house a box!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: This is why I fill my bobbins prior to sewing my quilt blocks!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Ever try to get the full amount that you've put into a quilt? Rarely happens! Only thing I get is women crying cause they can't afford my quilts!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I can only make so many quilts in a day! Right now I'm set to expire when I'm 140-years-old!

When I think of "Spring Cleaning" I believe it shouldn't include my quilt studio!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I get so aggravated with myself when I do stupid things like this!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Not an April Fool's Day Joke! A quilt is NOT a blanket! I will go to drastic measures if you call it that again!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I always try to look forward to the future! I just have to learn to look in front of me!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's always gotta be a punny one around every corner!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I don't need to get organized! My quilt studio is just overflowing! I'm holding out for a quilt barn next!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I thought I would show you a side of me that you've probably never heard of before!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: A turkey baster has many uses! I've heard that it's been used to make a baby before! However, I'm way past my prime for that, thank goodness!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm pretty serious about my fabric stash & there will be serious consequences if anyone messes with it!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Ever try to get the full amount that you've put into a quilt? Rarely happens! Only thing I get is women crying cause they can't afford my quilts!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Who cares about a margarita? I go by my own special clock to tell me what time it is!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It takes all kinds to be a quilter! I'm just special enough to be a certain kinda one!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Does your husband fuss over the hours you spend quilting vs. the hours you spend being a housewife? I've got the perfect solution to satisfy him!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Never forget that quilting is a form of quilt therapy!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: My wallet has nothing but moths flying out of it after being in a quilt shop!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Watch yourself! I keep my rusty scissors very sharp & always only an arm's length away!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Ooh, Ooh, Ahh! Ahh! Channeling Meg Ryan while shopping for quilt fabrics!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: All I have to do is to put on my cape, go into the quilt shop & I become a hero!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I was so scared that I almost wet my plants!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm not antisocial! I'm asocial! Look them up if you don't know the difference!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Fabric limits? Who in their right mind sets fabric limits (except my husband)?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: When in doubt always defer to a dictionary!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I've got a full set of luggage & it's filled to the brim! It's called Quilt Therapy!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I guess I take after my beloved gramma?! Except I'm considered Super Cool in today's terms!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's the same as being a stowaway on a cruise ship! You know there's one there but you can't find him/her!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I guess I can figure out why I can't lose any weight now!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: My heart's in every quilt I make! Sew is my flesh & blood (from cutting myself, sewing my fingers to the fabrics, etc.)!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's New Year's Eve! The perfect opportunity for a date! As long as my date follows my rules everyone will be happy (especially me)!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: It just depends on what kind of chocolate we're talking about!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Don't you dare compare snowflakes to flakes! Not unless they're one & the same!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: No Shame & No need to say More!
My seam ripper & I have become best friends! Not because I need another best friend! But I might as well make peace while I still can!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I can measure something without a tape measure or ruler! I love living on the edge!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I am one with my fabric! We are joined at the hip! I don't want anything to come between us!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I like my quilt studio to be like a museum! Is there anything wrong with that?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's hard to be a quilter these days! Especially when it comes to finishing what you start, like you were taught to do, when you were a little kid! Sigh!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There are television shows for hoarders. I don't think I qualify! But don't ask my husband what he thinks?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: If the wings fit then wear them!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's a little devil, that lives in every quilter, who will protect her scissors like nothing other!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's really close to Halloween & those Alien's hovered right over my house! At least that's the story I told my husband!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Do you blame me for finding happiness in my quilt fabrics?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: The only way to preserve my quilts is to not use them! I can't allow anyone to use them even if you're cold! Get over it & get on with your life!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I like to make up words that fit in my own little world! This one seems to be the one that comes up most often!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I get ashamed of myself, when I accidentally go in the men's room, instead of the lady's room! But why should I get ashamed of having too much fabric?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There is literally a piece of me in every pieced quilt I make!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Who was it that said that cleanliness was next to Godliness? They obviously weren't a quilter!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: The baby's just fine! She can drink water! Or goat's milk! Or oat milk!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: You're taking your life in your own hands if you sit in that chair! Or on the sofa! Same goes if you want to sit anywhere else in the house!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's some serious quilt therapy in every crazy quilt I make! And they all remind me of someone that I'm related to!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Do you know how desperate I can get when I'm waiting for fabric to arrive?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I can sew a 1/4" seam allowance in my sleep! I can also measure just about anything within a 1/4"!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Jams are for sleeping in! But you have to wear a special uniform to quilt in! This one's mine!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: A mile of thread's like four spools! That's a lotta thread & it should count for something!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Forget your therapist! Forget the antidepressants! All you need is the perfect yard (or more) of fabric!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: If I've said it once I've said it 1000 times: My fabric stash is off limits!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm as dangerous in my quilt studio as I am when I'm in public! As long as the right candidate has elected!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's nothing finer than this quilter's life for me! Clothes are optional!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: You aren't supposed to have a favorite child! Is it any different, if you have to choose between quilting & lots of chocolate?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: What can I say? If the shoe fits...?!!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's lots of job openings everywhere! I've got one & nobody's applied for it yet! What gives?! I don't pay minimum wage but I'll give you fabric instead!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Under the bed? Full! All the closets in the house? Full! Quilt Studio? Full! Barn? Full! Suggestions?
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Works for me & in that order! What about you?

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'd rather "Stitch in the Ditch" than "Dig a Ditch" any Day of the Week!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Nobody told me that they had surveillance tapes at JoAnn! If I'd have known that, I would've worn a ball cap & gone incognito!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Quilting's Sew Easy! It's Sew Fun! It's Sew Everything!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Give me a little bit of fabric, some scissors & needles. Then you can call me anything you want! Just don't call on me to cook!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Remember when our kids were little & we put them in the "Time Out" chair? That's what I need! Except my "Time Out" is a trip to the fabric store!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: These shoes are made for walking & that's just what they'll do! And they'll always point me to a quilt fabric shop! I don't find anything wrong with that!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Who makes the decision about what exercises count for something? Or what exercises don't count for something? I say that quilting & shopping are the best forms of exercises there are!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I have nightmares & daymares over this!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Is there even a question about this?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Fool! Dipstick! Nutcase! Doesn't matter what you call them! They're all the same name! Fabric isn't just fabric & every quilter knows that!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm blessed with a lot of things! Especially if they take a load off of me so I can quilt!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm already disabled but I'm not retired! Which is why I should be buying more & more fabrics!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Do you have the same kinda musical friends that I do?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Some days I like my dog more than I like people! She keeps me sane & so does Quilting!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's a Commandment against murder & I always try to follow the 10 Commandments! Which is why I Quilt!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Clip your dog ears or clip your corners. Doesn't matter what you call them! But don't worry about your pooch! It's ears are just the same as they were yesterday!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Adult problems? What Adult Problems?! Pet me cause I'm pretty! Pet all of the kitty cats & all of the fabric!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's one certain place that's where I do my best thinking! It's not in my quilt studio, it's not in the living room & it's certainly not in the kitchen!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Hoarding? Think again! Farming isn't what it used to be! Why waste a big ole' barn when I can fill it up with quilt fabric?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: All I need is a needle & I become a vicious quilter!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Trucker's aren't the only ones who are capable of doing this!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Rain or Shine! Sleet or Hail! None of those matter in quilting. It's all about Whining or Wine!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: This meme needs no words! Not unless someone doesn't get it?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Who cares about #2-19? I sure don't! Not as long as someone else is cooking in the kitchen!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: A quilter's eye is an amazing thing! We know measurements, especially at the quilt shop, without using rulers!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Hoarding is now considered a mental health disease. I don't have that one (though I might have a few others). I don't have a problem with shopping except when I have to hide my stash!

When Elmer Fudd goes into a quilt shop he's very, very quiet...which is how quilters are, too!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Ya'll know what the word "assume" stands for don't you? Don't make the same mistake again!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Don't listen to those who don't understand the power of a new quilt! They're just nosy busy bodies!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Even art museums have trouble keeping track of all of their curated junk...errr...art collections!

BOMquilts.com's meme: To Quilt = Human = Happy Camper! That's what floats our boats & brings a smile to our hearts!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Tidy's another word for cleaning & we all know that's a cuss word when it comes to our quilt studios! Only problem with locking them up is that we have to remember where we hid the key!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Time to fess up! A quilt tag's one of the most important things you can sew onto a quilt. What you put on it is up to your own discretion. But are you honest about it?!
BOMquilts.com's meme: When I can't talk to my sewing machine I talk to the dogs. They haven't always ended well, either!

BOMquilts.com's meme: There are expert opinions everywhere you look (to say the least)! But there's only one expert opinion that I talk to when I'm quilting!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Ever had one (or more) of "those" kinda days? Yeah...it happens more often than not...at least it does for me!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Organization? What's that? Or what's the opposite of that? That's me! I'm the opposite of organization & I like it that way! What about you?
BOMquilts.com's meme: ONE (1) Stitch! Can't we move on & focus on something else?! Something that I did correctly?!

BOMquilts.com's meme: I say, "Hooray! for two separate hobbies! This is the Life for Me!
BOMquilts.com's meme: My cooking skills are improving day by day! Yours can too if you follow my lead!

BOMquilts.com's meme: I amaze myself all the time! Especially when I know, that I've got a pair of scissors for everything & anything I want them for. But can I find them when I need them?!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Those little voices in my head should not be denied! They are the reason I'm so good at what I do!

BOMquilts.com's meme: No need to panic! No worries around here! Calm is the name of the game when you are quilting! Just get your seam ripper & don't cry about it!
BOMquilts.com's meme: I've called it my cache, my stockpile & my inventory. I tried calling it my provisions, my collection & my treasures. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies who ask that question!

BOMquilts.com's meme: I've always wanted to be a hero! Never thought I would be one. Now I know that I have been one for years & years! So have you & you!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Are ya'll listening to me? Don't you agree with me?!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Math is for nerds! Forget about trying to do the math in your head! A bolt is always better than anything less!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Do you think of your sewing machine as a power tool, too? Makes it easier to justify all the time spent sewing quilts together!

BOMquilts.com's meme: It wouldn't take all that much fabric, to make me the ruler, of the whole wide world!
I'll admit that I have a fabric stash. But I won't admit how much fabric I have that's in that stash!

BOMquilts meme: These are the tools needed for quilting! Not needles, pins & a seam ripper! You need pliers, a pair of scissors & a screwdriver!
BOMquilts.com's meme: It used to be said that quilting was less expensive than therapy. That is no longer the case! If you want to save your money now then don't get involved in quilting!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Whew! My Yoga Pants get quite a Workout!
BOMquilts.com's meme: The Godfather has no place in quilting! We have our own gang & they are all quilters!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Never underestimate the power of an open door! Especially if it's a quilt shop door!
BOMquilts meme: I appreciate it when my quilty items are loved by those who I gift them to!

BOMquilts meme: It is always the same answer to every question that is asked of me!

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