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BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's lots of job openings everywhere! I've got one & nobody's applied for it yet! What gives?! I don't pay minimum wage but I'll give you fabric instead!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Under the bed? Full! All the closets in the house? Full! Quilt Studio? Full! Barn? Full! Suggestions?

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Works for me & in that order! What about you?
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'd rather "Stitch in the Ditch" than "Dig a Ditch" any Day of the Week!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Nobody told me that they had surveillance tapes at JoAnn! If I'd have known that, I would've worn a ball cap & gone incognito!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Quilting's Sew Easy! It's Sew Fun! It's Sew Everything!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Give me a little bit of fabric, some scissors & needles. Then you can call me anything you want! Just don't call on me to cook!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Remember when our kids were little & we put them in the "Time Out" chair? That's what I need! Except my "Time Out" is a trip to the fabric store!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: These shoes are made for walking & that's just what they'll do! And they'll always point me to a quilt fabric shop! I don't find anything wrong with that!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Who makes the decision about what exercises count for something? Or what exercises don't count for something? I say that quilting & shopping are the best forms of exercises there are!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: It's World Chocolate Day! Who can turn down chocolate?! Chocolate's good for your quilty mental health!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I have nightmares & daymares over this!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Is there even a question about this?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Fool! Dipstick! Nutcase! Doesn't matter what you call them! They're all the same name! Fabric isn't just fabric & every quilter knows that!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm blessed with a lot of things! Especially if they take a load off of me so I can quilt!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm already disabled but I'm not retired! Which is why I should be buying more & more fabrics!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Do you have the same kinda musical friends that I do?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Some days I like my dog more than I like people! She keeps me sane & so does Quilting!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's a Commandment against murder & I always try to follow the 10 Commandments! Which is why I Quilt!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Clip your dog ears or clip your corners. Doesn't matter what you call them! But don't worry about your pooch! It's ears are just the same as they were yesterday!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Adult problems? What Adult Problems?! Pet me cause I'm pretty! Pet all of the kitty cats & all of the fabric!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: There's one certain place that's where I do my best thinking! It's not in my quilt studio, it's not in the living room & it's certainly not in the kitchen!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Hoarding? Think again! Farming isn't what it used to be! Why waste a big ole' barn when I can fill it up with quilt fabric?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: All I need is a needle & I become a vicious quilter!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Trucker's aren't the only ones who are capable of doing this!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Rain or Shine! Sleet or Hail! None of those matter in quilting. It's all about Whining or Wine!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: This meme needs no words! Not unless someone doesn't get it?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Who cares about #2-19? I sure don't! Not as long as someone else is cooking in the kitchen!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: A quilter's eye is an amazing thing! We know measurements, especially at the quilt shop, without using rulers!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Hoarding is now considered a mental health disease. I don't have that one (though I might have a few others). I don't have a problem with shopping except when I have to hide my stash!

When Elmer Fudd goes into a quilt shop he's very, very quiet...which is how quilters are, too!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Ya'll know what the word "assume" stands for don't you? Don't make the same mistake again!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Don't listen to those who don't understand the power of a new quilt! They're just nosy busy bodies!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Even art museums have trouble keeping track of all of their curated junk...errr...art collections!

BOMquilts.com's meme: To Quilt = Human = Happy Camper! That's what floats our boats & brings a smile to our hearts!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Tidy's another word for cleaning & we all know that's a cuss word when it comes to our quilt studios! Only problem with locking them up is that we have to remember where we hid the key!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Time to fess up! A quilt tag's one of the most important things you can sew onto a quilt. What you put on it is up to your own discretion. But are you honest about it?!
BOMquilts.com's meme: When I can't talk to my sewing machine I talk to the dogs. They haven't always ended well, either!

BOMquilts.com's meme: There are expert opinions everywhere you look (to say the least)! But there's only one expert opinion that I talk to when I'm quilting!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Ever had one (or more) of "those" kinda days? Yeah...it happens more often than not...at least it does for me!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Organization? What's that? Or what's the opposite of that? That's me! I'm the opposite of organization & I like it that way! What about you?
BOMquilts.com's meme: ONE (1) Stitch! Can't we move on & focus on something else?! Something that I did correctly?!

BOMquilts.com's meme: I say, "Hooray! for two separate hobbies! This is the Life for Me!
BOMquilts.com's meme: My cooking skills are improving day by day! Yours can too if you follow my lead!

BOMquilts.com's meme: I amaze myself all the time! Especially when I know, that I've got a pair of scissors for everything & anything I want them for. But can I find them when I need them?!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Those little voices in my head should not be denied! They are the reason I'm so good at what I do!

BOMquilts.com's meme: No need to panic! No worries around here! Calm is the name of the game when you are quilting! Just get your seam ripper & don't cry about it!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Happy Valentine's Day! Or is it National Chocolate Day?! I'm Standing in Line for Either one that's got My Name on It!

BOMquilts.com's meme: I've called it my cache, my stockpile & my inventory. I tried calling it my provisions, my collection & my treasures. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies who ask that question!
BOMquilts.com's meme: I've always wanted to be a hero! Never thought I would be one. Now I know that I have been one for years & years! So have you & you!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Are ya'll listening to me? Don't you agree with me?!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Math is for nerds! Forget about trying to do the math in your head! A bolt is always better than anything less!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Do you think of your sewing machine as a power tool, too? Makes it easier to justify all the time spent sewing quilts together!
BOMquilts.com's meme: It wouldn't take all that much fabric, to make me the ruler, of the whole wide world!

I'll admit that I have a fabric stash. But I won't admit how much fabric I have that's in that stash!
BOMquilts.com's meme: It used to be said that quilting was less expensive than therapy. That is no longer the case! If you want to save your money now then don't get involved in quilting!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Whew! My Yoga Pants get quite a Workout!
BOMquilts.com's meme: The Godfather has no place in quilting! We have our own gang & they are all quilters!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Never underestimate the power of an open door! Especially if it's a quilt shop door!
BOMquilts.com's meme: There's a lot to be said for cleaning your quilt studio!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Isn't it one of the definitions of being a quilter?! Planning the next five to twenty quilts ahead of time without finishing the one you're working on?! At least that's how I am! What about you?
BOMquilts.com's meme: Sometimes you have to be a superwoman to finish your quilts! But in the meantime it might take a whole lot of prayers to get that far!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Even though I'm really allergic to cats. They do serve their purpose!
BOMquilts.com's meme: I'm a queen every time I'm in my quilt studio! You can be, too! As long as you have a ruler or if someone gives you an inch!

BOMquilts.com's meme: Self-medicating would be with some kind of medicine. I don't need that as long as I got my fabric receipt!
BOMquilts.com's meme: I'm a whole lot of things. But one of them isn't a neatnik! Are you one?

BOMquilts.com's meme: It doesn't take much to make my crazy quilt look like my extended family! Do you feel the same way?
BOMquilts.com's meme: Sometimes there's enough threads on me, that I could make a giant thread ball, or a dust mop! Same for you?

BOMquilts.com's meme: It's Reformation Day! Let's celebrate the day that Martin Luther nailed his 95 thesis to the church door in Germany!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Happy Halloween! Be careful of where you shop for your costumes!

BOMquilts.com's meme: It's Halloween Eve! Beware of the Ghosts, Ghouls & the Grim Ripper!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Have you ever been to Roswell, New Mexico? That's where the UFO's have been sighted! Although I never saw anything more than what they sold in the gift stores when we were there. I don't think I have any UFO's that are fit for someone from outer space! What about you?

BOMquilts.com's meme: Go ahead & make fun of my stash. At least it's legal (in most states)!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Isn't petting fabric part of what makes a quilter? Just like petting man's best friend. Aren't they about the same thing?

BOMquilts.com's meme: If I told you once then I've told you a half-dozen times: "Fat Quarters" are NOT a part of your body!
BOMquilt.com's Meme: I like looking at those featherweight boxers! But don't confuse them with any other Featherweight! They're way different!

BOMquilt.com's Meme: I'm so tired from all of my athletic prowess! But I'm feeling good about my athleticism!
BOMquilt.com's meme: You already know that you shouldn't drink & drive. Same goes for drinking & quilting! You never know what might happen!

BOMquilt.com's meme: Nothing like a made-up word, that describes what quilting is, to a "T!"
BOMquilt.com's meme: I not only have the "Skill & Patience," but I also have 40 years of research on "How to Bury the Bodies," under my belt! What about you?

BOMquilt.com's meme: I get all warm & snugly just thinking about all of my quilty friends (that's you & you & you & you)!
BOMquilt.com's meme: Super Powers are all it takes to be a Quilter! Do you have what it takes?

BOMquilt.com's meme: An artist by any other name can be misunderstood. But if you're a quilter you know that you're already an artist! Don't you agree?
BOMquilt.com's meme: Home is wherever my sewing machine & quilt stash is! Is it the same for ya'll?

We! Will! Never! Forget!
BOMquilt's Meme: I'm not a Quitter! I'm a Quilter! They're not always one in the same! But in this case I'm both!

Most people never get to experience an "out of" anything in their lives! Quilters get to experience an "out of" everything at least once a day!
BOMquilt.com's meme: The average age that a woman lives to is around 81-years-old. For men it's around 75-years-old. Is that a short life? Of course it is!

BOMquilt.com's meme: Do they make those kinds of signs? Do you need one, too?
BOMquilt.com's meme: Raise your hands if you're a quiltaholic, too!

BOMquilt.com's meme: Who has the wisdom? Is it someone who's been quilting for a long time? Or someone who's published a quilt pattern book? Or could it be you? Am pretty sure it's not me!
BOMquilt.com's meme: There's a lot of things I do that could be considered crazy! What about you? What do you do that might be considered crazy by other people?

BOMquilts.com's meme: "Merriam-Webster" defines the word "Odds" as: "The probability that one thing is so or will happen rather than another." Sounds to me like we're talking about the same thing when it comes to buying more quilt fabric. How are your odds today?
BOMquilts.com's meme: Can anyone relate with me? I can't be the only one who has *creative clutter* in their studio. Can I? Not possible! Stand up & be heard!

Do you do the same as I do? Except I don't let our dogs in my quilt studio! I just *say* that I'm talking to our dogs !
BOMquilts's meme: What does heirloom mean to you? Does it mean the same as it means to me?

BOMquilts.com's Memes: We quilters have considered ourselves artists for many years! Hence the reason I spend so much of my husband's money on my artistic endeavors!
BOMquilts.com's Memes: I've been doing my research & watching my husband barter for things over the past 29 years of our marriage. It sure has come in handy lately!

BOMquilt's meme: Did you know that I've never ever made a mistake when quilting? Nope! Not once! How about you? Do you make mistakes when quilting? Or do you make a lot (and I mean *a lot* of) new patterns like I do?
BOMquilt's meme: I'm on a quilter's diet & I've lost a ton of weight! Have you heard of this diet? It's only available at the quilt shop or in your quilt stash!

BOMquilt's meme: Have you ever heard of a quilter who doesn't curse? If you haven't then you haven't been around a *real* quilter!
It makes me so sad, to think about the fabrics that I left behind, at the quilt shop! I think that the fabric's are sad, too!

Why go to a quilt shop & not use a cart? They're right there by the door which makes it easier than ever! Makes no sense to me! What about you? Do you feel the same?
BOMquilts.com's meme: Rewards are meant to bolster your spirits & make you feel like you've earned your just rewards! That's all I'm trying to do here & nothing more!

BOMquilts.com's meme: The police are very aware of what I've done in the past. If they found out I was still doing it after my latest escapade...I might not see the light of day again! So please just send me what I ask for & we'll all be better off in the end!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Too much chocolate vs. too much fabric? Did I hear you correctly? You've got to be kidding me! Does anyone else feel the same?

BOMquilts.com's meme: Drinking is optional when you're a quilter. It all depends on your drink of choice, as to whether you can (or can't) do it, with your eyes closed (most days)!
BOMquilts.com's meme: Sew what's it to you? I'm sure I'm not the only one who has this same problem am I?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: There are times when I just need to believe, that other quilters are envious & jealous of what I've got going on!BOMquilts.com's Meme: There are times when I just need to believe, that other quilters are envious & jealous of what I've got going on!
BOMquilt's Meme: You may not agree with my religion of choice. But I bet that you have a similar religion of your own!

BOMquilt's Meme: Is it just me, or do your arms feel the same, after quilting on your long arm day after day?
BOMquilt's Meme: Shhh...Don't Tell my Husband! There will be serious consequences (to me & you) if you do!

BOMquilt's Meme: I've been waiting for years for an "Empty Nest"!
BOMquilt's Meme: Do you get the same looks that I do?

BOMquilt's Meme: Proof is all that's necessary!
BOMquilt's Meme: Are you one, too?!

BOMquilt's Meme: I impress myself all the time! Hope that you do, too!
BOMquilt's Meme: Why risk my life like that?!

BOMquilt's Meme: Do you play as well with others as I do?!
BOMquilt's Meme: I am a lot of things! How's about you?

BOMquilt's Meme: What's it take to solve all of your problems?!
BOMquilt's Meme: What's your mug-to-rug ratio?

BOMquilt's Meme: Quilting Fills...Everything!
BOMquilt's Meme: I Meant to be Good! I Really Did!

BOMquilt's Meme: Don't ever forget!
BOMquilt's Meme: Are you really ready to make the same end of life decisions as I thought I was?

BOMquilt's Meme: Happy Easter! Remember that there's more to it than the bunny!
BOMquilt's Meme: I think my family is nice!

BOMquilt's Meme: Cowboy's can be so dense!
BOMquilt's Meme: Act Now! Rescue the Fabric so it's Not Lonely Anymore!

BOMquilt's Meme: My Doctor Prescribed Fiber!

BOMquilt's Meme: It's one of the many things I love about quilting!
BOMquilt's Meme: I only buy fabric because...!

BOMquilt's Meme: Be careful where you park! Or you might not like the results!
BOMquilt's Meme: Do you make the same variations that I do?!

BOMquilt's Meme: Do you exercise the same way that I do?!
BOMquilt's Meme: How Many Fat Quarters do You Have?

BOMquilt's Meme: I'm a Fabricholic! Are you?
BOMquilt's Meme: What Season is it Again?

BOMquilt's Meme: Happy Valentine's Day!
BOMquilt's Meme: I forgot something!

BOMquilt's Meme: I'm sewing you something special!
BOMquilt's Meme: Measure twice...Cut once...

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I Quilt so I don't...!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: True Friends Help you Hide...!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Asking a quilter to mend something...!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Driver carries no cash...!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: You know you're a quilter if...!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Jelly Rolls are on Sale!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Have you seen my wife?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Coincidence?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Too much Fabric?
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Quilting is as much fun as...

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Life isn't about finding yourself! Life's about finding the perfect fabric & never cutting it!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: A Fat Quarter is *not* a Body Part!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Walk around this room in your bare feet...And you WIN if you find the needle I lost yesterday!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Have you ever thought that buying fabric & making quilts are actually two different hobbies? Yeah...me, either!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: This year I'm going Trick-or-Treating for Fabric!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: You don't need negativity in your life!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: My fabric stash is energy efficient!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: She HAS to be a Quilter!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Sewing Truth!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm a Sewciopath!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I don't want to brag...but...I haven't used my seam ripper...!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Quilts are a Work of Art!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: They're Quilts! Not Blankets!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I meant to be good at the quilt shop! I really did!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: In my own little mind fabric is free & quilting makes you skinny!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Due to a Quilting Emergency Supper's been Canceled!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Quilters aren't Greedy! They're Materialistic!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Join me in pressing to the Dark Side!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Me at the quilt shop!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Irony is the opposite of Wrinkly!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: I Quilt! What's Your Superpower?
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I'm in a really good place right now!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: If Quilters were Cats...!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: The only place that Housework comes before Quilting is in the Dictionary!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Forget Diamonds! Quilt Fabrics are a Quilter's Best Friend!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: How's your odds looking?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: I won't buy anymore fabric until I use up my fabric stash at home!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Don't ask questions about my Fabric Stash!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: How do you get a quilter in a good mood? 50% off Fabric!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Fabric Hoarder? Not on your life! I'm the curator of an extensive private textile collection!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Don't worry honey! I'm not a hoarder!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: So you're thinking you want to touch my sewing scissors? Think again!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Is Disney really the happiest place on Earth?!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Crazy are you?!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: Cooking & Cleaning are for people who haven't discovered Quilting!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: Two sewing machines are in a bar! You'll never guess what happens next!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: As I appear to get older I'm always walking into things...like quilt shops & fabric stores!

BOMquilts.com's Meme: A Man & a Quilt will Both Keep you Warm at Night!
BOMquilts.com's Meme: A Clean House is a Sign of a Broken Sewing Machine!

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